At least you didn’t call him ‘Fräulein’. You wouldn’t believe how many people still think Hypnausea is a woman…although I guess that’s my own fault, really.
Hypnausea is the most culturally diverse of the group, although this has solely to do with the fact that he’s a trend-follower. Whatever culture, language, philosophy, trend or style is “in” at the moment is what he absorbs himself in until the next fad comes along (and San Francisco has a LOT of that going on).
The plus side of this is that he’s undoubtedly accumulated a wealth of knowledge; unfortunately, he only uses it for superficial purposes.
That sort of reminds me of the Eddie Izzard routine about Daleks, how the Doctor and his assorted female accomplices could escape the Daleks by just running up the stairs. He then goes on that the Daleks could be lifted up outside the house to the second floor by means of a pulley, but by then the Doctor would have just run back downstairs again!
Better yet, send a Slinky tumbling down to stop her! Actually, scratch that: those damned things never worked. They would maybe go down a single step and then stop dead cold. And don’t even get me started on the damned tangling…gah! Stupidest toys ever!
Where was I? Oh, yes, a good shove will send Mona right back down to the bottom.
A horror movie with Mona (or a Mona-like woman) as the antagonist would be pretty interesting. I’m sure someone must have done it by now; in the world of horror films there’s very little new under the sun (moon?).
Still, “The Revenge of Mona” is bound to be a terrifying spectacle!
Nicht so unglaublich, Herr Hypnausea.
At least you didn’t call him ‘Fräulein’. You wouldn’t believe how many people still think Hypnausea is a woman…although I guess that’s my own fault, really.
I still have to wonder why Hypnausea finds Mona kicking Scap’s ass so unbelievable. After all, she done kicked Hyp’s ass and damn near took his nipples as trophies to boot.
(Content warning: Atomic purple nurple)
Trust me, we shall soon see that Hypnausea has not forgotten that incident (and frankly, who would?).
Unglaublich? Nice. Some kind of german speaking heritage on Hyp.
Aaand, a broomstick. That’s kind of fitting…
A witch needs a broomstick just like a supervillain needs a getaway!
Speaking German: Preserves the pretentiousness cred, and as a bonus, unlike the Romance languages, it’s GREAT for swearing!
That said, I’m also experiencing some schadenfreude for the SMDL. 😉
Hypnausea is the most culturally diverse of the group, although this has solely to do with the fact that he’s a trend-follower. Whatever culture, language, philosophy, trend or style is “in” at the moment is what he absorbs himself in until the next fad comes along (and San Francisco has a LOT of that going on).
The plus side of this is that he’s undoubtedly accumulated a wealth of knowledge; unfortunately, he only uses it for superficial purposes.
I’m not sure if even going upstairs is going to save them!
That sort of reminds me of the Eddie Izzard routine about Daleks, how the Doctor and his assorted female accomplices could escape the Daleks by just running up the stairs. He then goes on that the Daleks could be lifted up outside the house to the second floor by means of a pulley, but by then the Doctor would have just run back downstairs again!
Wouldn’t the house-disintegrating lasers they have these days prevent that from working?
They have plungers, and when you’re armed with a plunger what more do you really need?
Too bad she doesn’t have a Swiffer Sweeper…they do a much better job!
A vacuum cleaner might be cumbersome, but would still hurt like hell if you took one on the head!
Ah, the legendary Broom of Doom. Gee. guys, just wait for her half way up the stairs then kick her down when she winds up to take a swing.
Better yet, send a Slinky tumbling down to stop her! Actually, scratch that: those damned things never worked. They would maybe go down a single step and then stop dead cold. And don’t even get me started on the damned tangling…gah! Stupidest toys ever!
Where was I? Oh, yes, a good shove will send Mona right back down to the bottom.
Dada… I missed that Eddie routine… which show was that from, d’ya know?
Anyhoo… Brooms do the trick… just ask my cat.
I don’t know what show it was from, but if you do a YouTube search for Eddie Izzard and Daleks you’re bound to find it.
Brooms are the natural enemy of ANY animal. A dog that even THINKS that you’re going for a broom is going to jump on a plane leaving the country!
And she’s looking to make a clean sweep on the remnants of the Legion…..
Their corpses shall go right under the corner of the living room carpet!
I don’t even know if I need to do a ‘Violent uses and defenses against’ for a broom. Who’d even read it?
Naturally, they make the horror movie mistake and run up stairs instead of out of the house. *facepalm*
A horror movie with Mona (or a Mona-like woman) as the antagonist would be pretty interesting. I’m sure someone must have done it by now; in the world of horror films there’s very little new under the sun (moon?).
Still, “The Revenge of Mona” is bound to be a terrifying spectacle!
Don’t think “Duck and Cover” is going to work this time!
That’s only what you’re supposed to do in the event of an earthquake or nuclear attack (and it works, too, if we are to believe those old film reels)!
Retreats are always done best when they’re hasty.
A casual retreat would be funny, albeit brief.