05/30/2013
For the unacquainted: Hypnausea and Mona have met before, and believe me, it wasn’t pleasant. Relive the memory if you dare in THE SICKO SIX pt.4.
For the unacquainted: Hypnausea and Mona have met before, and believe me, it wasn’t pleasant. Relive the memory if you dare in THE SICKO SIX pt.4.
definitely one of my favorite moments of your comic – the extreme nipple twist. i am not surprised he still remembers THAT event, haha
Let’s all just be grateful that it didn’t happen in a movie, with extreme close-ups, blood spurts, and a slow-motion twisting effect. DAMN, that would be disturbing!
Yeah, totally not something ever made into a movie, and SPECIALLY not on Newgrounds.com!
I’m going to see something I can’t unsee, aren’t I?
(passes Dada the power drill)
Trust me, it only hurts the first time.
This is pretty traumatizing… they probably need to see Doctor Jeraukov!… oh… wait…
She’d probably arrange to have all of their nipples twisted off slowly, like the Spanish Inquisition (nobody would expect that)!
Not the dreaded “Purple Nurple!”
Followed by the tag-team combo of a Wedgie and a Swirlie!
The most brlliant part about this strip is that Hypnausea’s line is equally funny out of context!
And now Bombastar finally justifies why he is a loser: He doesn’t set himself to change!
There really should be a Top 10 List of Scapula lines that can be taken WAAAAY out of context. Anyone out there want to nominate a line?
This is fucking ridiculous that a single old lady and a pissed off twat would take out that many people at once.
It is really re-goddamned-diculous!…but in the context of SCAPULA maybe not that far out there. This would be pretty unexpected in some other comics, like the Avengers!
This is what these sad, sad specimens are reduced to without Throgor and Toxsick front-lining for them. To put this into role-playing terms, no tank = death.
Combat advice or just a sad assessment of their personalities?
Toxsick or Throgor would probably be extremely dangerous in a cramped in environment like this hallway (all too easy to get mauled or flooded with poison gas in close quarters), as opposed to someone with big wings or…is a sniveling coward.
Well, as Trevie pointed out waaaaaaaay back, you currently have Hypnausea, who is a complete coward, Babirus (a sniveling wretch once you’ve hit him in the feelings), and now Tygadactyl, who seems cut from the same cloth once he’s not ambushing someone from above. So, of them all freaking SCAPULA is the best stand-up fighter they have. And he is utterly ruled by fear and control, in turns.
As opposed to a devoted cannibal who clearly doesn’t consider himself human and was nuts enough to try and tackle Knuckles Sam head on, and a card carrying sociopath with a kill counter so high he’d be america’s most wanted if anyone ever survived to press charges.
In a fight, someone has to take the hits unless you can drop the opposition instantly (bare handed, not likely to occur). Since all these weenies are so scared of being hit that they’re falling all over themselves to escape, they’re putting up zero opposition, as all their energy is wasted.
Since none of them are going to man up, their best bets are Scapula doing it, or Bombastar freaking out enough to go, how does one say it…. ‘Leaping off into Happy Crazy Land’?
A-yep. Them boys is doomed.
A stuntman like Tigadactyl is probably prepared for certain job hazards, but this is probably the first time he’s been throttled by an angry woman. We’ll learn more about Kenpachiro in another story, so hopefully by then you can look back on this and say, “Oh…THAT explains it.”
The tactic they’re employing here is known as the “Three Stooges Getaway”. Woobwoobwoobwoob!
Sorry, Tigadactyl, but it’s strangulation by association at this point.
People really do get judged by the crowds they hang with (a sad lesson in the business world), and Tigadactyl, unlike the rest of them, never even got to see Mona naked. A shame, really.
Ow, Ow, Ow… I’ll join Bomba in that happy place! Ow, Ow, Ow….
Trust me, it wont be happy for too much longer!
You can bet this is going down as one of those “worst moments you’ve ever had with the opposite sex” experiences.
I think Hypnausea’s worst moment is the one he’s referring to…and hoping that there isn’t an ‘encore’!
Hehe, now they’re cornered. Maybe they’ll FINALLY realize that they are three grown men and she is just one woman whose most strenuous exercise is shopping.
Maybe they’ll get struck with some common sense…or else they’ll get struck with a left hook made all the more dangerous by years of carrying heavy mall bags!
I say Little Miss Miserable is the one who won’t be getting there. “Ooh! Piece of candy! Ooh! Piece of candy! Ooh! Piece of candy!”
Oh, a Family Guy reference, eh? Well, since it involves James Woods, I’ll allow it.
Although I [probably should have, I didn’t recall knowing there was an actual dude in that costume. I was under the assumption (wrong one, probably) that he was an actual hybrid or something. Hmmm….
For the longest time I gave no hint as to Tigadactyl’s origins or nature, then came up with the gag that he was a movie stuntman in a stolen costume. I’ve seen worse origins for supervillains.
Hey, if it worked for Dan Cassidy as Blue Devil, it works for me here. I love the idea!