Scapula seems to be quite eloquent in times of stress, huh?
And look, Bombastar’s okay, helmet and all!
And don’t worry, folks! The girls are just laughing because Scapula is letting his big package go to waste, which is truly laughable!
If you can’t think of something clever to say, “…” will suffice.
The girls are all laughing because, coincidentally, they had all watch Young Frankenstein earlier that day and were remembering the ‘lighting the thumb on fire’ scene. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face anytime!
All right, we’ve got a bet on the table! Anyone else care to wager the outcome? You might end up winning a ham sandwich (I guess…I usually gamble in food).
Whoa! That’s some… loaded humor going on in the comments!
I love your line about Bomba stopping the crying when you knock’im unconscious! Ha! After the “exposure” I’m guessing he wished he had (been knocked unconscious)!
His line about this stuff happening to him in school means he probably passed out at a lot of parties while horrible things where done to him (probably involving frat boys’ balls) or perhaps he just went through an awful hazing. I said it before, and I’ll be saying it for a long time: school sucks.
But at least there’s always the merciful bouts of unconsciousness to relieve the pain!
Poor gals! Little do they know that the one to get a guy to start swinging without respect for age, sex, and gender, is to begin making fun of his private parts (or partly, in somebody’s case, maybe). 🙂 I have a feeling Scap’s not gonna turn the other cheek on this one.
Perhaps if they hadn’t caught him so soon after that cold shower he took this might have played out differently. Would they have bowed down in worship as if it were some pagan idol, or would they have just said, “Screw the Coven” and had a wild night to remember?
I wonder if Crybaby is even laughing at this. She’s not really the kind to laugh much. But maybe a warm giggle with the girls at a pantsing will thaw her baby-stealing heart just a little.
I agree with King of Zeroes that Bombastar may just be humiliated enough to finally loose it and light the fuse. Which is a shame because I’ve really started to warm up to him. What can I say, enjoy the suffering of others even if they are fictional. Still I’d like to see Scap get back together with Bone China just so he can get her to knock out Mona’s teeth. Or maybe Jemini swooping in to rescue him after realizing that not that many men are hot for full-figured two-headed women (although I’d bet a ham sandwich that lurking in some dark corner of the internet is a fetish website for it and that Hypnausea has it in his favorites) and lowering her standards accordingly. Since his competition is Throgor and Toxsick – I imagine the kids would be a relationship killer for her – he might stand a chance if she does. Also, nice to know I’m not the only one who gambles with food and I recommend Skittles for poker chips.
You said a mouthful, Andrew buddy! Let’s go through those comments step-by-step and see what we can figure out:
-Bombastar has been threatening to light his fuse for some time…we just have yet to learn what would actually happen. Would he explode or would he just stand there and yell “BANG!” (which, according to Eddie Izzard, can’t really kill people)?
-Scap’s next relationship is coming up this summer, but don’t hold your breath waiting for Bone China. While I do plan on revisiting that character (and relationship, perhaps) again, there are plenty of more fish in the sea, and they’re bound to have some stories with them!
-If there is indeed a fetish site for two-headed women (and zaftig ones at that), I would happily check it out and waste a good chunk of the day there. Hmm…I’m probably going to get a ton of Spam emails after stating something like that, but what the hey.
-Jemini probably wouldn’t get involved with Throgor or Toxsick; she was kidnapped by the former, and, although having a brief affair with the latter, tried to have him assassinated. I doubt she would apologize, since Hallmark has yet to make a card for that sort of thing.
-I tried gambling with Reese’s peanut butter cups but ate all my “chips” before the game began. Hey, I’ve never been happier about losing!
Pfffft. I say my version should be canon. :p Bone China didn’t seem to be left wanting …
Perhaps if that WAS the case the derby girls would switch over to Scap’s side? Who knows; maybe the secret to success is a Milton Berle-sized wiener.
Does Guinness have a record for “Shortest Reign of Terror?”
Because judging by the last panel, all these guys are going to be remembered for is their shortcomings…
“Shortest” is what sense…?
Let’s see if they can make a big improvement already!
Scapula seems to be quite eloquent in times of stress, huh?
And look, Bombastar’s okay, helmet and all!
And don’t worry, folks! The girls are just laughing because Scapula is letting his big package go to waste, which is truly laughable!
If you can’t think of something clever to say, “…” will suffice.
The girls are all laughing because, coincidentally, they had all watch Young Frankenstein earlier that day and were remembering the ‘lighting the thumb on fire’ scene. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face anytime!
This comic is a big “wiener” in my book!
Just as long as you don’t call the comic artist a wiener!
I’m putting my money on Bombastar actually following through with his promise of exploding.
All right, we’ve got a bet on the table! Anyone else care to wager the outcome? You might end up winning a ham sandwich (I guess…I usually gamble in food).
Whoa! That’s some… loaded humor going on in the comments!
I love your line about Bomba stopping the crying when you knock’im unconscious! Ha! After the “exposure” I’m guessing he wished he had (been knocked unconscious)!
His line about this stuff happening to him in school means he probably passed out at a lot of parties while horrible things where done to him (probably involving frat boys’ balls) or perhaps he just went through an awful hazing. I said it before, and I’ll be saying it for a long time: school sucks.
But at least there’s always the merciful bouts of unconsciousness to relieve the pain!
Poor gals! Little do they know that the one to get a guy to start swinging without respect for age, sex, and gender, is to begin making fun of his private parts (or partly, in somebody’s case, maybe). 🙂 I have a feeling Scap’s not gonna turn the other cheek on this one.
Perhaps if they hadn’t caught him so soon after that cold shower he took this might have played out differently. Would they have bowed down in worship as if it were some pagan idol, or would they have just said, “Screw the Coven” and had a wild night to remember?
Well, maybe in the next storyline…
I wonder if Crybaby is even laughing at this. She’s not really the kind to laugh much. But maybe a warm giggle with the girls at a pantsing will thaw her baby-stealing heart just a little.
If she’s in Crybaby-mode, she’s either silent or muttering some madness in Spanish about kidnapping children.
If she’s in her alter-ego mode, she might be thinking, “Huh…so there IS someone out there less endowed than my husband!”
I agree with King of Zeroes that Bombastar may just be humiliated enough to finally loose it and light the fuse. Which is a shame because I’ve really started to warm up to him. What can I say, enjoy the suffering of others even if they are fictional. Still I’d like to see Scap get back together with Bone China just so he can get her to knock out Mona’s teeth. Or maybe Jemini swooping in to rescue him after realizing that not that many men are hot for full-figured two-headed women (although I’d bet a ham sandwich that lurking in some dark corner of the internet is a fetish website for it and that Hypnausea has it in his favorites) and lowering her standards accordingly. Since his competition is Throgor and Toxsick – I imagine the kids would be a relationship killer for her – he might stand a chance if she does. Also, nice to know I’m not the only one who gambles with food and I recommend Skittles for poker chips.
You said a mouthful, Andrew buddy! Let’s go through those comments step-by-step and see what we can figure out:
-Bombastar has been threatening to light his fuse for some time…we just have yet to learn what would actually happen. Would he explode or would he just stand there and yell “BANG!” (which, according to Eddie Izzard, can’t really kill people)?
-Scap’s next relationship is coming up this summer, but don’t hold your breath waiting for Bone China. While I do plan on revisiting that character (and relationship, perhaps) again, there are plenty of more fish in the sea, and they’re bound to have some stories with them!
-If there is indeed a fetish site for two-headed women (and zaftig ones at that), I would happily check it out and waste a good chunk of the day there. Hmm…I’m probably going to get a ton of Spam emails after stating something like that, but what the hey.
-Jemini probably wouldn’t get involved with Throgor or Toxsick; she was kidnapped by the former, and, although having a brief affair with the latter, tried to have him assassinated. I doubt she would apologize, since Hallmark has yet to make a card for that sort of thing.
-I tried gambling with Reese’s peanut butter cups but ate all my “chips” before the game began. Hey, I’ve never been happier about losing!
A half full frontal assault!
At least they had the decency to keep their shirts on. Most restaurants will throw you out for that!