07/18/2013
Whoa there! This may not be a “naked lunch”, but it looks like Scap will be attending a scantly-clad hippie family dinner! Join him on Sunday, Oh Sensitive Souls!
Whoa there! This may not be a “naked lunch”, but it looks like Scap will be attending a scantly-clad hippie family dinner! Join him on Sunday, Oh Sensitive Souls!
Ha ha, weird.
Weird but true!
I am pretty open minded but walking around your kids bare ass naked just seems wrong.
I take it you don’t have kids. How would you cope with an emergency wake-up at 0400? Get fully dressed up while the poor baby is wailing their lungs out, or cuddle the poor thing with one hand while you prepare the much-needed emergency night snack and painkiller dose with your free hand, in the buff if it so happens?
WTF!?
WWJD? BYOB?! YOLO?! WNBHFHIPOUIUOMM ABKNJQJKFUBH!!
Careful, Scap. Your eyes bug out much more and they’re likely to pop.
So, not so much a “naked lunch” as a “skyclad dinner.”
“Skyclad”…I like that. Never heard that one before!
Scap will end up having to carry his eyes in his hands a la the Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth. He would then stick his hands as close to Moonie’s butt as possible.
Oh yeah, skyclad is the legit term for pagans/wiccans/etc walking around nude; ritual nudity… Not that I would know about that! >_> *checks to make sure blinds are closed*
Oh, wow! I also did not know that! Here I thought the name “Skyclad” was a brand of windbreaker running pants or something.
Incidentally, your kitchen blinds are just a tad open. Not that I would know…!
*shakes fist* Take a picture, it’ll la— wait, NO! No pictures!!
Somehow, I don’t think the moody roommate is a problem for him anymore. Or at least, not for the next few minutes. I know how quickly his luck can turn.
For the next few minutes, I’m sure there’s only one big, round, fleshy thing on his mind! The rest of the world may just have well vaporized in a puff of smoke as far as Scap’s one-track mind is concerned!
That poor guy. I really do hope something finally works out for him. I remember the look on his face when he was laying next to Bone China. It was happy in the moment but also sad, like he knew it just wasn’t going to last.
Awww, now you’re making ME all sad!
Are the doors locked yet?
If you think Moonie is afraid the neighbors might see her then clearly you don’t know Moonie!
I get the feeling that Scap will not have a satisfying meal!
If he can find the food and find his mouth he should do fine, although at this point it looks like his brain is too occupied to find either!
Classic… least she’s not breast feeding a 10 year old
Whoa! I think I remember that cover.
I don’t know how long an earth mother type would breast-feed, but you can always ask one yourself!
God, they would absolutely breast feed “until the child wants to stop.”
Hence, why we have 10-year-olds still being breast fed.
That’s not even a joke or hyperbole, is it? What a world, what a world…
Haha, oh my, Scap’s face is a poem! XD
A haiku, regarding Scapula’s revelation:
Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt
Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt
Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt
Thank you, thank you.
Encore!
Just remember the rule: Never cook naked when you’re frying bacon.
There are some places you do NOT want a hot grease splatter to hit!
I’ve been told that by people who have tried ‘erotic cooking’ at one time or another and ended up cooking their own hams!
Meh. I’ve known weirder people. Hell I’ve made people INTO weirder people!
………. Wow. That’s a revelation. I’ve sent people careening into headspaces odder than Scapula characters……..
Weirdness is contagious? Egad! Quarantine Jenn immediately! We’re looking at an outbreak of Romero proportions!
See, that’s why all the nice people here are in quarantine right now. We can’t get out now. So grab some tea and pass me the coockie, please.
Wait, put that sledge hammer down, there is no use, I tell you. I’m experienced with this.
Less contagious and more ‘able to be beaten into people’. I mean, look at some married couples……. some settle down, others take perfectly rational people and make them into the most bizarre creatures!
Aw, crap, not the hazmat suit crew again! It’s not a disease, I just froth at the mouth when I’m drunk sometimes! I swear! *Begins gnawing through straight jacket*
Scap, be careful! Don’t melt your face again…
It’s okay, he took a cold shower in advance this time!
A delightful lady at work today told my coworker and I to, “Have a nice wiccan.” She was trying to say “weekend,” but got her tang toungled.
My first thought, though, was that it sure looks like Scapula is about to have a nice Wiccan…
Nice! I really should have made “Have a nice Wiccan” the name of this storyline; I’m a sucker for puns, donchaknow!
…or maybe she said, “Have a nice whackin’?”
he’s acting like it’s the first time he saw a naked woman,
also is there a time machine somewhere i’m pretty sure he is supposed to pose for ”the scream” anny second now 😛
I think most anyone would be stunned if they unexpectedly saw a butt the size of a sofa cushion waddling past them!
As for that Munch painting, Scap’s not the one who stole it. Heck, he couldn’t steal a postcard with The Scream on it!
You sly dog. I rubbed my eyes for nearly ten minutes trying to decipher whether I spy an optical illusion in the second panel. 🙂
Optical illusion? Like the two faces in a table one? Or the duck/rabbit one? Or those Magic Eye things that never worked?!