Totally off topic, but does anyone remember the Ninja Turtle ooze they used to sell back in the early 90’s? It was supposed to be mutagen, but had this really sticky viscosity (unlike the Nickelodeon “Gak”, which stayed more or less solid…especially after it hardened overnight). I think at the bottom of the jar there was a little turtle figure. Ahh…those were the days.
Agh, my older brother had that and he would NEVER let me play with it. So I told him, he was never allowed to play with my Mutagen Man figure. It didn’t work, but it was worth a try. Then Mutagen Man married Barbie and they lived happily ever after and had dinosaur babies. Okay, maybe I was an odd child. Odd adult, whatever.
Well you see, inside that containment suit was a heart of gold. And various other organs. You might have missed it between all the floating garbage and debris though.
Could be, although you always have to be careful not to let your emotions get involved with business matters. Believe me, I’ve seen more than a few “professionals” who let their bad funks completely upset the rhythm of production…or just got their asses fired!
Women…BAH! There would have been no Capone, Dillinger, Pretty Boy Floyd, Creepy Karpis or any of them mugs had it not been for women giving birth to babies who eventually grew up to be criminals! We know who to blame, see?
He just oozes with it!
Totally off topic, but does anyone remember the Ninja Turtle ooze they used to sell back in the early 90’s? It was supposed to be mutagen, but had this really sticky viscosity (unlike the Nickelodeon “Gak”, which stayed more or less solid…especially after it hardened overnight). I think at the bottom of the jar there was a little turtle figure. Ahh…those were the days.
Agh, my older brother had that and he would NEVER let me play with it. So I told him, he was never allowed to play with my Mutagen Man figure. It didn’t work, but it was worth a try. Then Mutagen Man married Barbie and they lived happily ever after and had dinosaur babies. Okay, maybe I was an odd child. Odd adult, whatever.
Barbie must have been very kind-hearted to marry Mutagen Man, easily the ugliest TMNT character of them all (even Muckman wasn’t as repulsive)!
Well you see, inside that containment suit was a heart of gold. And various other organs. You might have missed it between all the floating garbage and debris though.
Ah, feel the love.
The hopeless, psychotic-tantrum-like love.
On the other hand, he’s in a perfect frame of mind to plan the team’s next heist, once the red haze clears.
Could be, although you always have to be careful not to let your emotions get involved with business matters. Believe me, I’ve seen more than a few “professionals” who let their bad funks completely upset the rhythm of production…or just got their asses fired!
I don’t think Scap’s brand of love is anything that anyone would want!
He just needs to find the right kind of woman. A psychopath, of course.
I could hook him up. I know a few…… dozen.
Uh oh…now he is going to go off…see how you women end up getting a bank robbed because of your actions?
Women…BAH! There would have been no Capone, Dillinger, Pretty Boy Floyd, Creepy Karpis or any of them mugs had it not been for women giving birth to babies who eventually grew up to be criminals! We know who to blame, see?
Um….. technically not wrong?
Finest interpretation of a core meltdown I’ve ever seen!
Oh, I must have done more intense meltdowns than that one, but I’ll let someone else sift through the ARCHIVES to find it.