If only all annoying exes were so easy to detect. I’d have evaded a lot of them so much easier! That must be one heck of a pitch she can hit!
She’s very loud (as we’ve established) or just capable of hitting the most annoying pitch possible to detect with the human ear (again, nothing new).
Evading her? Nooooo, no no, they’re honing in on her!
Heaven help us all if she ever discovers helium…
Dogs’ eardrums across the country would explode.
Either that or part of Throgor’s atavism is that he has better night sight and hearing than the average human!
That would be a pretty lucky skill set, but chances are Throgor only ended up with all of the natural abilities of a three-toed sloth!
That’s like the seventh time I’ve nearly spit out my drink or cereal for this arc.. Damn it, Casserlyyyy!! *shakes fist*
There, there; the more cereal you spit up, the faster you can finish the box and get to the prize at the bottom (if you’re eating a cereal that still carries prizes these days…which is, like, NONE OF THEM!).
That was easy, wasn’t it?
Now Scap just has to distract Barbirus so that he lands accidentally right on top of her.
The helicopter would bounce right off of her big butt and flip upside-down. It could happen!
Burning man is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
It wouldn’t fit in your bathtub, that’s fer sher.
No telling how many guys Moonie hooked up with, in that crowd!
Screw Burning Man, maybe everyone just showed up for a chance to take a crack at Moonie!
Which might end up leading to a bunch of Men experiencing a Burning of an altogether different sensation.
Egad! You’re telling me hippies don’t use protection?!
That’s better than any GPS. Love it!
Imagine if your GPS had a voice like Moonie. “Turn right on Cahuenga. NYEEEE! 1.4 miles to your destination. NYEEEEE!”
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