10/17/2013
Whoa there, hoss! Them fellars don’t take kindly to you keepin’ that sweet filly for yourself!
What will the Homophobe do next? Find out this Sunday!
Whoa there, hoss! Them fellars don’t take kindly to you keepin’ that sweet filly for yourself!
What will the Homophobe do next? Find out this Sunday!
Let’s see, him with a pistol and Jemini against El Disgusto and Wooly Rhino.
So basically, Wooly Rhino vs. Homophobe, his gun, and Jemini. Well, if Rhino gets his hands on Homophobe first, it’s going to get messy in there…… Homophobe is strong, but I don’t think he stands a chance if he can’t shoot the big lug. Contrary to popular belief, bigger people almost always win fights even against professionally trained fighters. And Homophobe sure doesn’t seem professional in anything but being a freak!
It’s going to be a close call: can an armed lovestruck hick take on a super-sized brawler and a flatulent fatso? What do you think, my fellow freaky friends and rioting readers?
…and no, there’s no deux ex machina this time. Dadaman’s not gonna’ show up and ruin this fight.
“Wait! Today is NOT Christmas!”
And I’m confused, Am I a freaky friend or a rioting reader? Do I have to take a quiz to find out?
Use whatever alliterate epithet serves you best!
I’m definitely in the ‘Freaky Friend’ category, no matter how you define freaky. I’d place a bet but there’s a gun involved, and where that happens……. touchy. Without interferrence from Jemini or El Disgusto I guarantee that Homophobe would have to win in one or two shots or he’d be done for.
Yikes!
The homophobe is a god dang giant in panel 2!!
That’s the tricky thing about forced-perspective: if you don’t do it right you get the weirdest of results. Let’s all just pretend that Homophobe is standing on top of an apple crate!
Weak-minded idiots with no concept of what’s going on… they deserve to be tossed from cruising altitude.
The gremlin on the plane wing will be thinking: “…did I just see three idiots go flying by me?”
The gremlins are kind of busy with the planes that won’t be brought down by their own passengers.
Does anyone else remember the Warner Bros “Gremlins from the Kremlin” short?
Oh, yes, actually I do!
Man, this was a great episode. I love that rear-view shot. Amazing!
I should just do a storyline that is nothing but following Jemini around on her daily routine, with the camera placed…low.
“Yet suddenly, something wonderful happened,
And with a realization the gimp masked tug abruptly harkened.
And forever more people the world over would say
The Homophobe’s insanity meter went highwire that day.
Calming his friends did not take long,
His sharing heart was swelling, as was his d0n9.
We fight, he asked, for a girl of such size,
Who also has two mouths? An exquisite prize!
And so share the love they came to agree
With the wantom seductress Jemini.
For hours, the never stopped.
Jemini, like her plans, were utterly “$!#ed!
That was AWESOME! Very well composed!
But waitaminnit…who gets the role of Max the dog? El Disgusto (he IS one dirty son of a bitch!).
…well….stokholmsyndrome just got a new speed record there
Did you invested in Stockholms or bonds this year?