You’d be surprised how many people out there swear they can shoot a gun and hit their target dead-on because of all of their ‘video game training’. There’s probably an itty-bitty difference between the game and the real thing.
Considering I just got back from renewing my dozen or so firearms licenses, I got to see quite a lot of morons who couldn’t hit squat. Most of them claimed there was something wrong with the gun. Yes, most also admitted they were avid video gamers….. you can’t even imagine how tactically defunct these morons were.
Folks, video games can only be used to train for playing similar video games. Some games are designed to mimic things like fighter jet controls…… they FAMILIARIZE YOU with the controls. They DO NOT replace proper training. EVER. Same with guns….. identifying a gun by sight from your favorite video game doesn’t teach you how to use it. My favorite were the ones who couldn’t figure out how to eject the spent magazine….. they honestly expected it to pop out on it’s own because that’s what games do. Don’t even ASK how many couldn’t work the safety!
If reality and video games crossed over more often I’m sure most people would just want to shoot that goddamned snickering dog from ‘Duck Hunt’.
Don’t ever do it in reality, as I’m sure no real doggie deserves the punishment that that 8-bit bitch has so richly deserved for decades!
Keep the wings level, try to keep the nose up, and hope to God there’s something to cushion your impact. Also, buckle up. That’s about what I know for the moment.
Mmmmmaybe this is a good time to go for the parachute…
Good idea; here’s hoping those stupid Miscreants haven’t already done something with them, like making hammocks!
U sure?
I think he’ll manage juuuusssst fiiiiine.
“Never fear. I play video games!”
You’d be surprised how many people out there swear they can shoot a gun and hit their target dead-on because of all of their ‘video game training’. There’s probably an itty-bitty difference between the game and the real thing.
Considering I just got back from renewing my dozen or so firearms licenses, I got to see quite a lot of morons who couldn’t hit squat. Most of them claimed there was something wrong with the gun. Yes, most also admitted they were avid video gamers….. you can’t even imagine how tactically defunct these morons were.
Folks, video games can only be used to train for playing similar video games. Some games are designed to mimic things like fighter jet controls…… they FAMILIARIZE YOU with the controls. They DO NOT replace proper training. EVER. Same with guns….. identifying a gun by sight from your favorite video game doesn’t teach you how to use it. My favorite were the ones who couldn’t figure out how to eject the spent magazine….. they honestly expected it to pop out on it’s own because that’s what games do. Don’t even ASK how many couldn’t work the safety!
If reality and video games crossed over more often I’m sure most people would just want to shoot that goddamned snickering dog from ‘Duck Hunt’.
Don’t ever do it in reality, as I’m sure no real doggie deserves the punishment that that 8-bit bitch has so richly deserved for decades!
He is the #1 most hated video game character ever for a reason!
Sight picture, breath control, dislodging a jam, and (lest we forget) safety, a video game teaches us not these things.
…that, and the deafening noise.
As well as weights, balance shift during firing, FREAKING RECOIL PAIN….. the list just goes on and on.
I hope they both brought a change of pants for this one. I don’t have much confidence in any of his skills. And HE’s the smart one!
Being the smartest of the Miscreants is like being the smartest rock on the pile. You’re still a damned rock!
Keep the wings level, try to keep the nose up, and hope to God there’s something to cushion your impact. Also, buckle up. That’s about what I know for the moment.
…and get the Homophobe away from the controls ASAP.