Hah! “Teenage Werewolf”, “Party Beach Monster”, “House of Horrors”, “Blacula”, “Teenage Frankenstein”, “Pet Sematary”, would be some pretty cool names to go with those masks and trenchcoats. Just make sure the eyeholes in the masks are big enough to see through properly. Having a gang that runs into doorjambs, lamp posts and walls while escaping is not good form.
Oh, man, the stupid monster-name possibilities are endless. Zontar, the Thing from Venus, Gappa the Triphibian Monster, and The Incredibly Strange Creatures that Stopped Living and became Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies would be some hilariously bad codenames, but that shouldn’t be a problem when you work for Scapula.
I’ve never really worn a lot of those rubber monster masks, but the eyesight problem doesn’t seem nearly as bad as the ‘difficulty-in-breathing’ issue. The few times I remember wearing Halloween masks nearly resulted in asphyxiated myself, and if you’re going to be smothered it’s best to have it be done with lady’s thighs.
…woops, that’s the third Jack-and-Coke talking. Merry Christmas, everyone!
The title of an abum by the forgotten but charmingly bizarre singer Gabby La La. Look her up, listen to her songs, then scratch your head in confused amusement.
I’d hate to have to call out ‘Look out, 20 Million Miles to Earth!’. By the time you said it whatever you were warning them of would have hit them already. Likewise ‘Duck, It!’ and ‘Dodge, The Thing!’ just seem kinda…… weird.
I just watched 20 Million Miles to Earth again today; if you ever want to watch an entire film about a poor creature being tortured to death then that’s the one. I’m surprised PETA didn’t go after it, unless if Ray Harryhausen had to remind them that Ymirs don’t exist (well, not on THIS planet…).
I guess I’d wear a mask too, if my name was gonna be Dickhead.
The mask in question being a giant condom!
Giant Condom… wasn’t that a monster in a Troma film?
Don’t ever think of Troma if you have eaten in the last 24 hours.
I feel worse for the one named Eegah.
“WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!”
Hah! “Teenage Werewolf”, “Party Beach Monster”, “House of Horrors”, “Blacula”, “Teenage Frankenstein”, “Pet Sematary”, would be some pretty cool names to go with those masks and trenchcoats. Just make sure the eyeholes in the masks are big enough to see through properly. Having a gang that runs into doorjambs, lamp posts and walls while escaping is not good form.
Oh, man, the stupid monster-name possibilities are endless. Zontar, the Thing from Venus, Gappa the Triphibian Monster, and The Incredibly Strange Creatures that Stopped Living and became Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies would be some hilariously bad codenames, but that shouldn’t be a problem when you work for Scapula.
I’ve never really worn a lot of those rubber monster masks, but the eyesight problem doesn’t seem nearly as bad as the ‘difficulty-in-breathing’ issue. The few times I remember wearing Halloween masks nearly resulted in asphyxiated myself, and if you’re going to be smothered it’s best to have it be done with lady’s thighs.
…woops, that’s the third Jack-and-Coke talking. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Who gets to be “Mama Mia”?
Whoever likes annoying musicals, I suppose (and Scapula will make sure they’re killed immediately).
be carefull what you wish for…
The title of an abum by the forgotten but charmingly bizarre singer Gabby La La. Look her up, listen to her songs, then scratch your head in confused amusement.
Dickhead is easier to remember
Before this is over Scapula will probably have them all renamed ‘dickhead’.
I have nothing much to say besides a lot of giggling at the potential code names.
Tee hee hee! What if someone got the name “Boogers”? Or “Butt”? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
I’d hate to have to call out ‘Look out, 20 Million Miles to Earth!’. By the time you said it whatever you were warning them of would have hit them already. Likewise ‘Duck, It!’ and ‘Dodge, The Thing!’ just seem kinda…… weird.
I just watched 20 Million Miles to Earth again today; if you ever want to watch an entire film about a poor creature being tortured to death then that’s the one. I’m surprised PETA didn’t go after it, unless if Ray Harryhausen had to remind them that Ymirs don’t exist (well, not on THIS planet…).
Ha ha… Tell him, Hyp… Mr. Harlin should be happy he gets to wear a cool pea coat! It is also the color of Pea… ?
Nope, charcoal gray. Scap has some respect for these kids (not much, though), and he knows better than to send them out wearing anything with color!
Hypnausia has his own Fashion Sense… I’m glad he doesn’t play by the same rules.
Just be grateful when he’s actually wearing clothes.