02/27/2014
This fight is going to get a whole lot worse before anyone considers a more peaceful route (like playing dead). Be here this Sunday to find out who will be the last man, or mannish woman, standing!
This fight is going to get a whole lot worse before anyone considers a more peaceful route (like playing dead). Be here this Sunday to find out who will be the last man, or mannish woman, standing!
Did…did she just go rabid chimpanzee on El Disgustos face?… Damn…shock and awe!
‘Rabid chimpanzee’ would probably involve biting and, depending how far away you are from your hairy offender, poo-flinging. Thankfully we didn’t see Sam resort to the latter strategy.
This leads to the awkward decisions.. if someone in your bar smashes a table over another patron, do you replace that table, or all of them to make sure they stay matching?
Maybe just buy furniture in bulk and pull out another flat-pack.
Perhaps they buy prop furniture from movie studios (the kind that break instantly) in anticipation of these bar fights. Sure, they probably only get a fight every once in a while, but damn it, they’re prepared!
She didn’t just rip his face off, did she?
No, she’d never do something so brutal. She just caved it in.
Oh… I was worried there, for a short while, maybe…
Ya know, I just realized what a cute couple Rhino and Sam would be if Sam swung that way. <3
There would be hair everywhere!…not to mention blood and teeth, but it probably wouldn’t be their own.
The edge of the table to the base of the skull would be more effective, ahem, so I’ve heard.
I doubt Wooly Rhinoceros fights with much regard to form or logic, but rather basic caveman skill: “Hit that thing with this thing and it’s dead!”
I don’t suppose that was a nerf table!
They really should have those in bars, huh?
He….. Probably shoulda used a bigger table…..
…or hit her with a bigger boat.
And Rizz hasn’t even jumped in with her bat yet.
Not just Rizz, the whole danged cavalry is charging in (cue the stock footage from the end of Duck Soup)!
I’m still kinda (totally) betting on Sam. Now a few comments above caught my eye:
@ GBeans: Depends on the bar. Some places couldn’t care less, some either buy ahead of time or have a place they can just buy more of the same. Some prissy bars that don’t expect fights would have to buy whole new sets. Most places I’ve hung out? We just fix em up or get whatever’s handy.
@Ol’Gui: Yes the edge of a table would cause more trauma, but it is WAY more awkward to swing a table lengthwise with any power, so the end result is it tends to be less traumatic unless you’re hyper precise (good luck with that). And Rhino’s a bulky guy, limiting fancy manouvers. Plus hitting with a wider area like a table top causes less trauma but more pain, and in the short term pain is what puts you down.
The “Prissy Bar” sounds like a joke, although I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if there really was one. A lot of bars and pubs have some pretty awful names, but thankfully not as awful as comedy/improv clubs.
Actualy (sadly) I encountered one called ‘Le Prissy-Cat’ once in the ’90’s. Thankfully it went under like the Lusitania.
Three against one? That’s unfair…to the Miscreants! Can’t wait to see how Sam ends this little contretemps.
Now, let’s be fair here: you never know if the Miscreants just happened to bring along their war-surplus nuclear warhead (it helps to carry one around)!
El Disgusto’s role in this fight seems to be as the one you want to punch the most, leaving you open to the two more dangerous fighters.
It’s tough to be the tank.
Wooly Rhinoceros can probably take the hit better, but Disgusto is the one who opponents want to hit the most. It’s tough to be the distraction!
The thing I keep shaking my head about here is an old rule I have. Put simply, it comes down to ‘Never, Ever fight someone who has hands wider than your face’. I have encountered basically three or four of these people and I feel confident that I chose rightly. Most people buy into the idea that a faster and more skilled opponent can outdo a larger foe, but in the real world a significant size advantage coupled with the experience to use it can completely negate any training your foe might have. Not to mention large, violent people often have pain thresholds so high you can’t knock them out with less than a firearm. I’ve seen one really big, fat biker utterly trash three US marines in a fist fight while hardly breaking a sweat, and this wasn’t a friendly brawl.
This fight is even worse because both sides have a huge brawler (why else would Wooly Rhinoceros be the only one standing?), so this is bound to make a huge mess. Then everyone can say, “Jenn tooooolllld you sooooo!”.
I like hearing that, hehehehehehehe!
Best. Rule of thumb. Ever.
Why thank you!