09/27/2015
There’s a reason why the entertainment industry is so hard to break into: “everybody wants to get into da act”. Whether you’re an actor, musician, performance artist, professional gibbon imitator, or whatever, the one thing they all have in common is the overwhelming thrill of having an audience (well, except for those performance artists, but the occasional baffled pedestrian kinda’ counts).
Scapula has been treating his business as show business, and now he’s finally won a devoted fan base. We all know that all entertainers live happily ever after…right?
Power boner. But with Scapula you have to wonder how long it will take for him or one of his minions to screw it up. That said, history show that the masses can be swayed by spectical
Standing on a stage in front of a full crowd would probably not be a great place to have a power boner…unless if that’s part of the act, I guess.
Hey, if it “wows” them, why not?
… waiting for the inevitable blunder of epic scale…
Yeah, he’s brushing up against the borders of “not too big to fail” territory now, and shouldn’t push it too much…
He could always pull a Fergie and pee right on stage.
…why am I the only person who remembers that? Seriously.
Now cue exploitative agents, industry abuse, and massive drug fuelled sprees of lunacy! Oh, wait, Hypnausea’s already there. Well, cue the first two anyways.
What’s that they say about fame being the biggest and most potent drug you can have? Oh yeah….. ‘But the high never lasts long enough.’
FAME! I’m gonna live forever, I’m gonna learn…about exploitative agents, industry abuse, and massive drug fuelled sprees of lunacy. Gotta’ start somewhere!
May I recommend a study of Pantera? They had some wild moments. If you’re gonna learn, start with the interesting ones! And the music’s pretty good too.
An the Inspector Farley appears all like “Hold it right *Hurk* there! Yer crazy dress up party killed my son! Ain’t no mardi grass runaways gonna get away with *Burp* that!
On a happier note, it is so heartwarming to see someone acknowledges the continued efforts of professional gibbon imitators!
Oh, hell yeah. There’s not many gibbon imitators left in the field (except for Martin Blank…and a No-Prize to the first person who knows who that is without using the internet).
Still, as soon as I get my furry costume and arm extensions back from the cops I’ll be a real swinger once again!
Lovely… simply lovely. Panel one… and nice font… and that orange color is knocking me out… hey! Has anyone seen that Jemini Lady lady?