GIANT ATTACK MONSTERS MEGA-BATTLE! pg10
Once again, a tremendous thanks to everyone who helped contribute to the Kickstarter; production on the new issue has begun and hopefully will be finished and sent out by early summer (which means you’ll get to see this entire story before the freeloaders do!…no offense to the freeloaders, trust me, I’ve been a proud freeloader for most of my life). If you missed out on the crowdfunding campaign but still want to grab a copy, rest assured they will be up in the Store section once all of the backers have received their rewards.
The print comic also includes bonus stories (including an extra one that wasn’t mentioned on the Kickstarter campaign…shhhh) and loads of new artwork. A digital version will probably be available via Comixology later this year. A claymation version would be silly (but disturbingly enjoyable).
Welp, I wasn’t expecting it to go sideways in quite that manner, I’ll admit…
As long as they’re not going to see the movie Sideways they’re safe (unless if Dr. Jeraukov is up to her old tricks again…).
That’s IT! Quick! Club the monster with a motorcycle helmet!
“EEEYYAAAAAH!” GNARF! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP! *URRRRP!*
Aw, damn, Sandra Oh did not deserve that…
Sandra Oh deserves to be married to James Bond villain Dr. No, if only for the resulting hyphenated last name!
And then they shall name their first daughter Yoko, and the cycle shall begin again.
There it is. But I guess if things went WELL, we wouldn’t have a comic. Now would we?
Well…it wouldn’t be exciting, but I wouldn’t mind drawing a comic about Scapula enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon as he reads a book.
Honestly? I’d enjoy that too. Probably be something non-fiction regarding classic horror movie productions of the 50’s and 60’s. A biography of Vincent Price, maybe?
Maybe even just Vincent Price’s cookbook (I bought it for my wifey, and honestly it IS a really interesting collection of recipes!).
Um…… floor tile size tells me something about Destroyer size? I think?
Either way, hello, next enemy for my D&D campaign! He looks like a hoot and a half! I’m sure he’ll get along great with the SMDL….. by which I mean of course, like every villain in the universe gets along with each other, violently!
I’d wait until next week before we all decide if he’s cool or not, if only for one somewhat minor upcoming detail…
(teasing readers about the next update…man, it’s just like the good ol’ days of this webcomic!)
So many funny lines in this page:
“Working it now” “Gross” “The gateway, jerk!”
“Is there a U.H.F. knob on this thing?!”
Can’t wait to see what happens next.
Glad you enjoy the grossness! Trust me, there’s plenty more of it to come*.
*no, I wasn’t using “come” in THAT sense…wow, this comic really is gross!
I get the sense that Hypnausea got off to this.
I’d be hard-pressed to think of anything he wouldn’t get off to; even the Ahmish might seem kinky to him in some way!
This is roughly what I expected…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut82TDjciSg
Hey there Cthulhu, down there in your sunken city
You’re a billion light years distant and the stars look very pretty
From R’lyeh
So close and yet so far away
Ee-yah, Ee-yay!
Cthulhu Fhtagn, or is that k-THOO-loo fuh-TINE?
I can never quite remember, ’cause I’m not in my right mind
Since I met you
No one corrupts the way you do
You know it’s true
Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you’ll rise up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone slowly
Except the ones like me
Hey there Cthulhu, I’ve been studying your gospel
The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful
Where I see
The death of all reality
It fills me with glee
So when the stars are right, you’ll come and do your worst
But that’s okay because I know you’ll eat the cultists like me first
When you get here
I know that day is drawing near
I have no fear
Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you’ll right up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone slowly
A billion light years seems so far
Below the sea, beyond the stars
Of these humans’ putrid souls you’ll drink your fill
The fools will all make fun of me
But I’ll just laugh maniacally
‘Cause no one’s ever suffered like they will
Cthulhu, I can promise you
That by the time this cult gets through
The world will never ever be the same
Praise your dark name!
Phn’glui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wagh’nagl fhtagn
Boy, that’s really quite a mouthful, can’t quite cram it in my noggin
Not today
I try to say it anyway
I feel my soul begin to fray
Still I away that frabjous day
Cthulhu calay!
Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you’ll rise up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone but me
Everyone but me
Cute song! I think the only thing more frightening and bizarre than C’Thulhu is that singer’s hair…
But seriously, I like watching oddball performances like this, and anything about octopus-demons from space can’t be bad, right?
I hunger! Wroooaaarrrr!
“RUN! RUN! RUN! COWARD! I LIVE!”
I was really hoping someone would catch that.
And here I was expecting that the pleasuralians would have a different definition of the word pleasure. Was not expecting something this Sinistar…
All I expect from Sinistar is a lot of cruel taunting and yelling about his hunger like an impatient housecat!
And the incessant hounding! just leave me alone, sinistar! you’ll eat when its dinner time!