GIANT ATTACK MONSTERS MEGA-BATTLE! pg22
It’s here, monster rock-and-rollers!Thanks to the generous donations of you fine readers, the new comic publication SCAPULA AND THE SINISTER MONSTER DOOM LEGION is now available for sale! If you weren’t one of the Kickstarter backers but still want to grab a copy for yourself, head on over to the Scapula Store; this massive magazine-sized comic is only $5.99, so you get a whole lot of monstrous goodness at a teeny little price!
Going back to those awesome Kickstarter backers, the final batch of awesome goodies are being sent out today…that’s right, the digital rewards! You’ll be getting the new wallpapers and, depending on your pledge level, PDF books including World’s Worst Villain, Memento Mori, The Sunday Comics, and of course the new Sinister Monster Doom Legion epic.
Making this new comic has been a massive dream-come-true (okay, we’ll stick with the horror-theme and say “nightmare”) and I owe it all to everyone who has kept Scapula alive and kicking for over ten years now. THANK YOU!
For as much as I’ve been around, y-welcome! lol, keep it up!
I like this guy, he’s clearly the slobby geek type but he has his priorities straight!
Just because he’s a perv doesn’t mean he’ll ignore the plight of innocent people being killed by kaiju (but hopefully he’ll be rewarded by some grateful good samaritan).
Go, butt laser!
Butt-Laser…hey, sounds like an 80’s band!
you know, the original astro boy had butt machine guns. had to have been the most unusual weapon placement at the time!
I’ve heard about that; it’s much more disturbing when you realize he was made by an old man who decided to make a half-naked young boy with a detachable butt…yeah, and you thought Scapula was a weird comic!
Indeed.
I’m used to butt laser… but ARMPIT laser ?
Hey, it could happen! I’ve had to ride buses where passengers had much more horrid things emanating from their armpits than lasers.
I saw that in an episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. Weirdest part was that the laser actually emitted from a chicken living inside a gigantess’ armpit.
…and it would still be the least weirdest part about that show.
“BUTTERED TOAST!”
In what dimension is being able to emanate high energy beams from seemingly random/given bodily orifices/limbs important for the purposes of giving pleasure?
I mean, this is funny. Curing/defeating the mutation ray via butt-beams from hawt chix from another dimension is just as funny as turning a man into a sloth over college-tier bro-rules concerning pizza etiquette. This works.
I just wonder if blunt tire-iron tier justice will befall the Poopoo’s knees once he is laid low. I just really like the idea of Scap beating that robo-squid crippled with a tire iron.
Then again, maybe I am just remembering that booze-run in college where the hippie kid tried to cheat me on a handle of rum a bit too vividly, but that was satisfying and worth the money,
Iron-Wielding Sloth…damn, that would be an interesting name for a kung fu movie! It would be even better if the titular sloth (either a ridiculously slow martial arts fighter or just an actual sloth) beat up scores of hippies to fulfill his quest of obtaining the Sacred Cask of Rum.
…MAKE THAT MOVIE, Drathmir! You can borrow Zarbonok and a few Pleasureliens for good measure!
I’d watch that in a heartbeat.
Perv guy kind of reminds me of Al Jaffee’s self portrait.
…except he’s more interested in centerfolds than fold-ins!
Next time I fart, I’m yelling out “BLOOP!” Just to confuse my pets. Don’t think I’ll try that in public though.
BLOOP could make a nice farter-cover-upper, kind of like those “water ambiance” sounds they put in bathrooms so people can’t hear the sound of your poo splashing.
…as for pets, they have no shame about farts whatsoever, much to the suffering of their owners.
Now if only there was a smell ambience device.
My dogs want to kill me with their heinous anus…anii? Whatever