02/01/2015
Welcome back, beloved readers, as we kick off the new season of SCAPULA!…again. For those of you generous souls on Patreon, the first two weeks of the new comic season were released early to backers who donated $5+; if you’re antsy to see what happens ahead of time, mosey on over to the SCAPULA Patreon page and help this fine artist make ends meet.
Back to the comic: for you new readers out there, most of 2014 was dedicated to the ongoing epic tale MEMENTO MORI, which continues on this year. If you want to catch up on what you missed, jump back to the beginning of this storyline:
So here we go with Part II of our saga, UNHOLY WAR.
I missed you! Here! I made you a pie but you can’t have it because this is the internet and the internet only smashes expectations. Especially about pie.
Hmm…. ‘Heads’….. Right. Because he’s ACTUALLY talking about Gemini, right? No one is fooled, Scap.
You missed me with the pie? That sounds like a drunk or nearsighted clown!
As for the internet being smashed, I guess that’s because it still hasn’t recovered from Kim Kardashian’s butt breaking it (yeah, that reference is dated now, but…hey, it was a pretty big butt).
Forgive me for mentally bracketing today’s strip with “THEN” and “NOW” while humming “Carry On Wayward Son” to myself. 🙂
Scap is back! Life is good again!
I can’t stop people from inserting their own soundtracks in these comics, so whether it’s Nightwish or Nightcrawlers, it’s all good to me!
…unless if it’s Kanye, in which case: just go somewhere and die.
It’s okay Scap….. we all make tragic, life ruining, abysmally terrible mistakes involving horrible judgement, terrible overestimation of our own natural talents, poor relationship choices, potential mutilation and/or death of ourselves, horrific aquaintences, and the agonizing deaths of whole squads of mooks.
……. or, at least, so I uh….. hear….. anyways… from people who are probably not me.
If you were possibly, potentially talking about someone who might be probably you? Someone, who is probably not me, empathizes and sympathizes.
The possibility of the potentially and probable individual who may have made those errors thanking possibly but probably not you for the potential sympathy/empathy!
…… so THIS is what a government job is like!
How I missed the suspicious and possibly immoral antics of my regular readers! You just don’t get this kind of following with cat comics (yeah, you get a following several thousand times larger, but screw ’em).
Just think, your fan base thinks their fan base is edible and probably delicious with fava beans and a nice hit of scotch. You’re on top of the food chain!
Welcome back, man! Very good page to start again with. brings us up to speed again and already starts the action.
Also, I love the new header.
It’s glad to be back, Cyrian, and refresh your page once or twice. There’s three new headers that randomly circulate!
Welcome to the next level of webcomicking. I hope it’s everything you’ve hoped it could be.
Thankya, Gabe!…wait a minute, was that meant to be positive or ominous?
Nobody appreciates how hard it is to be boss!
Except the folks who flaunt it by putting “Boss” in their names, like Boss Tweed, Boss Jim W. Ghettys, Boss Hogg, Boss Ness, Boss Bass, etc.
…or that asshole old-timey cartoon character, Boss Co (that may not have been his name, but who cares, he was an asshole).
It’s windy at the top, Scap, ol’ pal. Hell, generals have lost whole armies and gone on fightin’; you should be no different. Besides, ya’ don’t want the Cabal to win, do ya? Remember, they turned your girlfriend against ya’, so you need ta’ get your revenge on both of ’em. Pull up your socks (if yer wearin’ any), wipe your nose (what there is of it) an’ get out there an’ kick some ass!
HELLZ YEAH!!!
Now we need the appropriate inspirational music playing. The National Anthem? Glory Glory Hallelujah? Fish Heads?
I love the contrast of colors you used here… the purples of Hypnausia and Jemini… and then the greens of Throgor… nice complimentary color using… Smiles!
Yes, Brig, but did you notice WHAT IS ON THE TAXI?!
Holy Bananas! I didn’t see that! Yayayayayayayay! I send you an inky, tentacled thank you! And Harold heartily approves! High five from Harold… wait, he has to put down his drink first.