I guess it goes without saying that I’m a major Alice Cooper freak, having gone through the trouble to buy (not download) all of his albums.  Someday, one day maybe, if Scapula ever gets animated I’ll hope to have Uncle Alice voice the bastard.

And so ends our emo-bashing storyline. What did we learn? Nothing.  What will we do about it?  Who cares. Is there any point in life? …why bother? (Now you’re getting it!)

NEXT WEEK:

JEMINI’S BEAUTIFUL STORY