02/12/2015
Yeah, he got trashed, but give Throgor some respect: he took a beating from an entire biker gang and still had the strength to walk home.
Who were the Berserkers working for? Find out this Sunday or just make something up on your own!
Yeah, he got trashed, but give Throgor some respect: he took a beating from an entire biker gang and still had the strength to walk home.
Who were the Berserkers working for? Find out this Sunday or just make something up on your own!
And a PERFECT landing. Right on target.
Plus there were a lot of big soft pillows below the panel view.
Make something up on my own? Okay! IT WAS D…OG DOO DOUG, BACK FROM THE DEAD
Ooh, but how do we know he’s really dead?? Maybe that was an IMPOSTER who just wanted the fame, and the real culprit was… just some dog farmer who needed some extra money. After all, whatever happened to the money he stole??
Side note, about a week or two ago I read a book with a dwarf who, for some reason, I constantly imagined as Dr. Caliban with a beard. No reason why, especially since it was about music and the dwarf was in a band.
Which leads to the question: if the Sinister Monster Doom Legion was a band, who would play what instruments?? I’m gonna go ahead and bet on Throgor for drums. I could see Toxsick on bass. Babirus… concertina.
Personally, I see Babirus as more fitting for drums, Toxsick for keyboards, Throgor for bass, Scapula and Hypnausea for lead guitars, and Dr. Caliban on trumpet.
Yeah, the trumpetĀ“s a little out of place, but they could make it work.
Oh crap, forgot Tigadactyl! Ummm….ornamentation? Like, you know how heavy metal bands have giant skulls and similar props? Tigadactyl could just hang his suit at the back of the stage…or fly around during the song, either way.
The SMDL as a band? Hey, that would be cool! They wouldn’t be the first supervillain rock group in this comic (although God knows they would be much better than the Miscreants or the emo “Scapula” band), but it sounds fun.
Of course, now I’m thinking of a costumed musical like the Spider-Man one, only with nothing but the villain parts (“A Freak Like Me Needs Company” is a damned awesome song, so lay off, haters!).
I fully support the Dog Doo Doug theory. It was said on the epilogue all the stolen money was given back to their respective original thieves, though.
Well, Throgor’s ahead of the curve on that whole ‘fight your own battles’ thing, obviously. Overachiever much? And I have to hand it to him….. I thought he was toast. I underestimated his durability.
He’s probably survived much worse than this (maybe…I dunno, does someone want to dig through the Archives and check?), and the old boy’s got a lot more fight left in him.
Well, there was the beating he took from Knuckles Sam over Jemini’s clone. That had to suck. D.E.H.D.-Man barbequed him with those blaster eyes, who knows how unpleasant that was? And of course who can forget Dr. J’s evil torture of the poor man’s very soul?
Come to think of it, he really is a trooper. I guess living like the animals off and on has given him the same kind of will to live as your average raccoon!
…or opossum. I’ve had too many unpleasant instances with opossums that survived being hit by cars; I would call animal rescue and wait with the poor bleeding thing for FORTY MINUTES until they showed up (they really take their sweet time).
Throgor would likely hit back any car that hit him.
The Berserkers whupped up on Throgor pretty good, but it cost them an arm and a leg to do it; an arm anyway. I’m guess they’re working for the Cabal. Lucky them, now they have Gemini.
C’mon, you could have gone the extra step and made the “somebody give him a HAND” gag!