03/05/2015
Here we go, dear readers: the Sinister Monster Doom Legion versus the Bay Area Berserkers! And before my critics assume that they’ll either run away or some convenient ‘anti-climax’ will cut off the fight, I say: YER WRONG AND SHADDAP YO MOWF!
Bonus points if you can identify Scapula’s quote and which monster movie it came from.
A victory now may give them footing to regain their lost troops. A recovery of personnel and a commandeering of this war-chest if what they need to pursue a larger goal.
I am glad to see Scap has seen fit to protect his already mangled mug from bullets though…
He’d be better off wearing a full-body set of armor (or better yet, a tank), but I think he’ll take what he can get. It’s easier to stash a face-shield in your glove compartment than a full kevlar suit.
While I can’t ding the quote, I do know that’s an H&K mp5 submachine gun Scap’s toting. Sadly I can’t ramble off the specs, but I can confirm that it was one of Jenn’s personal favorites. And body armour too! He’s learning! I’m kinda glad Dr. Caliban’s so eager to mix it up, I really kind of want to see what he can do.
Hazard of the quote? Too many movies have a variant of it I can think of. I dunno….. with less enthusiasm I do remember a similar line from the movie ‘It’.
“IT”?! C’mawn, if it’s the line about floating or the group of 40-somethings whining for hours then it might be from that movie!
I know very little about weapons and combat, which is why, once again, I’m astounded that readers are able to pick up on it easily. Hey, where were YOU all when Scapula was recruiting?
Actually it’s the line where a psychotic Tim Curry in clown makeup is suggesting to a moron that he kill some people…..
Where was I? If I recall correctly, I was behind a counter making subs and wishing I had some place to go and get weapons to enact violence upon all the 4 AM drunks I serve. If I hadn’t been busy that day, lemme tell you…… well, Jenn would have broke my nose for considering it, but I’d have thought about it REAL hard!
Mask of death. Functional and terrifying!
…aaaaaaand keeps your face clean from barbeque sauce smears!
I don’t think Toxsick’s gas weapons have killed a single person in the history of this comic. I have friends whose farts are more deadly! I want to see faces melting off, people!
I guess you would have to dig through the Archives to double-check this, but Toxsick has probably killed more people than most of the other characters in this comic. As for the fart comment, I think there has probably been more cases of flatulent warfare here than regular poison gas attacks!
The BABs? So to demoralize them, just spray a tag on their building of Babs the Bunny from Looney Tunes … especially one of the Rule 34 variety, then half of them will be staring at it and be prime bullet bait.
No, I’ve never used that tactic in Counterstrike, why would you accuse me of such a thing? (note to self: delete tag collection before someone checks the hard drive)
Sorry to say I don’t get the reference. If you mean Babs Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures, then all I have to say is: I HATED BABS! SHE WAS FRIGGIN’ ANNOYING!
Well, basically I was thinking Space Jam, but same one, yeah.
http://youtu.be/VA3_lf2Tfzk