And enter my rule of thumb. When attacked by a clearly physically superior opponent (IE someone whose arms are as big as your torso!), just go limp, give them what they want, and run for your life the moment you can. If that means you’re going to have to move to a new city or country to avoid the wrath of your old boss, so be it. Loyalty is great, until it gets you permanently maimed or killed.
It shouldn’t be hard for a mummy to act like a rag doll, so here’s hoping Scap’s gawky goons take your advice (and then take the first flight to Canada).
You got it! For those who don’t know, that’s the honest-to-goodness origin of Knuckle Sam’s name (no joke). I’m a sucker for puns, unless if they’re the puns that are on the advertisements of every CG animated movie nowadays. Those can go to hell.
Oh dear…a hand that big and callused could only belong to one woman. Well, I suppose it could belong to five or six women, but they’d have to pool their resources in a truly unique fashion.
Good Lord, that would be a hell of a gathering. One can only imagine Sam might come from a big, brawny family, so perhaps there could be other equally huge persons of either gender in her clan. If that’s the case, just pray that you never get on their bad sides (or have to cater one of their get-togethers).
I don’t know that Sam’s family could hold get-togethers without winning a lottery! Ye God almighty, can you imagine the buffet you’d hae to have just to feed a dozen of them?!
And enter my rule of thumb. When attacked by a clearly physically superior opponent (IE someone whose arms are as big as your torso!), just go limp, give them what they want, and run for your life the moment you can. If that means you’re going to have to move to a new city or country to avoid the wrath of your old boss, so be it. Loyalty is great, until it gets you permanently maimed or killed.
It shouldn’t be hard for a mummy to act like a rag doll, so here’s hoping Scap’s gawky goons take your advice (and then take the first flight to Canada).
Copy that.
Now THERE was a poorly-timed question.
Along the lines of “what could possibly go wrong?” and “at least it’s not raining, right?”
You’ll see in a sec.
If they see anything for more than a second they’ll be lucky!
I believe it is time for a Knuckle SAM-wich? ;3
You got it! For those who don’t know, that’s the honest-to-goodness origin of Knuckle Sam’s name (no joke). I’m a sucker for puns, unless if they’re the puns that are on the advertisements of every CG animated movie nowadays. Those can go to hell.
Scoot first, ask questions later!
Hey, that’s my dog’s motto!
Oh dear…a hand that big and callused could only belong to one woman. Well, I suppose it could belong to five or six women, but they’d have to pool their resources in a truly unique fashion.
Good Lord, that would be a hell of a gathering. One can only imagine Sam might come from a big, brawny family, so perhaps there could be other equally huge persons of either gender in her clan. If that’s the case, just pray that you never get on their bad sides (or have to cater one of their get-togethers).
I don’t know that Sam’s family could hold get-togethers without winning a lottery! Ye God almighty, can you imagine the buffet you’d hae to have just to feed a dozen of them?!
A few species of ungulates (the tasty ones, anyway) would be driven to extinction.