03/12/2015
Flying kung-fu action. Rating: G. Nose-beep assault. Rating: NC-17, not appropriate for children or anyone with weak hearts.
Tune in this Sunday for more action-packed fights (properly rated, of course).
Flying kung-fu action. Rating: G. Nose-beep assault. Rating: NC-17, not appropriate for children or anyone with weak hearts.
Tune in this Sunday for more action-packed fights (properly rated, of course).
Look, if you have a flying villain, you have to attach a chain to him at some point.
Just as long as he get his consent (and don’t chain them when they’re asleep, because believe me, they wont take it well).
I’m sensing a lack of enthusiasm.
Impossible! Who could not enjoy a nose-beep on all of its nuanced levels?
Oh god not the nose beeps! NO! THE HORROR!!!
I really went too far this time. The gore, the savagery, the big butt hippie chick and her atomic farts…it was all nothing compared to this horror.
“big butt hippie chick and her atomic farts” I almost forgot about her. And after hearing the other day that there are folks with fetishes for such things, I’m a bit sad I remembered her…
Panel 1: Friggin awesome!
Panel 2: *laughed out aloud*
Thankya and thankya!
What’s that saying…… ah yes, ‘Taking Refuge in Audacity’. I imagine that’s largely how Hypnausea has stayed alive to date. And hey, good to see a little teamwork!
“Taking Refuge in Audacity” sums up my life like a fine-tailored suit (made out of the comics pages of newspapers).
And having seen pictures of you, I must admit it works better than purple tie dye.
Ha! Gotcher nose!
But will he GIVE IT BACK?!
… ah the element of surprise… go Hypnausia! You Beepety beep awesome super villain!
But now the question is…will the enemy BEEP BACK?!!
Hypnausea: Be more concerned with the hand you can’t see…
Oh, come now; it’s safely by his side.
…in this panel, anyway…
It’s a well known fact that regularly beeping the nose of violent individuals keeps them calm. My dog used to savage people’s faces, but a regular reset to his little nosey keeps him sweet. Beep!
It worked for Lucy van Pelt when that rapist Snoopy tries to get a little too ‘familiar’ with her. Beeeeep!
But it’s so effective! Seriously … you just can’t keep a straight face, let alone fighting stance against someone who looks at you with a serious face … and honks your nose.
Only way Hypnausea could have made it worse would be to give the guy a purple nurple …
Hypnausea would never inflict grievous harm on a man’s nipples. He knows that kind of pain all too well.
Oh, I was actually thinking of that incident after I posted that. But I think you’re the one who forgot how much he LIKED it. 😉