05/14/2015
Egad! Can’t kids just play together without whipping out the deadly weapons? See how this tussle ends on Sunday (and prepare to be even more disturbed).
Egad! Can’t kids just play together without whipping out the deadly weapons? See how this tussle ends on Sunday (and prepare to be even more disturbed).
Probably not a great trait to point out.
Well, at least he kept the “your B.O. is really bad” remark to himself.
Yeah, real tough Nazz. Have a lackey hold your intended victim down and strike where there’s little or no opposition. Yeah, it’s smart but it also shows me just how little she could do this on her own. I’m hoping Delilah aims a well-timed kick at miss Psycho-bitch. Maybe Harkin can run around like a chicken with his head cut off and distract the other guy. Dang it, this comic always gets me thinkin’.
Isn’t that true of most “tough folks”? The overwhelming majority are either opportunists who wait for an enemy/victim to already be inconvenienced (the “weeding out the sick, lame, and old from the herd” mentality) or just have a gang do their work for them.
That’s the Law of the Jungle, and yes, you can hate the Player AND the Game!
I’m sure Jenn could have quoted ten different ways to make this work out for either side. Me? Not so much. I will note that someone coming flying towards me looking to Anthony Perkins my face (that is, overhead downward stab in a reverse grip) is something that would seriously worry me. Most fatal knife wounds are to the neck and upper chest because those attacks have incredible power behind them. HOWEVER the leg has twice the reach of an arm and Nazz is shorter than Delilah by quite a bit. Delilah also appears to be wearing stilleto heels, or very slim high heels at least, against a target blindly rushing her.
Failing that, stomping hard on Russel’s foot with those and ducking out of the way might get results too, for a more classic approach. By the way, I still like Russel.
Russell, in case if it wasn’t obvious already by his name and tattoos, is based on Russell Crowe in the best neo-Nazi movie ever, Romper Stomper (don’t kid yourself, American History X). The main difference between them is cartoon Russell uses way more steroids and has the brain of a lobotomized goldfish.
Man, I miss the Jenn advice, but at least we have other equally violent readers to fill in the blanks!
To be fair, a good gang member probably has a limit to how bright they can be. Also to be fair, I’m a pretty cowardly guy myself but I have spent years talking to people like Jenn (who was practical, well trained, and violent) and our mutual friend Lacie (who is delusional, a B&E artist, and learned friggin’ Akido somewhere). You learn things from these people if you hang around them too long. Scary things.
What…I have to be more disturbed?
I think you’ve already hit that ceiling, gone up through the roof and knocked off the Santa decorations from last year.