Jesus. Just a couple of strips ago, I was rooting for this guy. How can these three short panels be enough to make me remember why his enemies hate him so?
What can I say? One of the central themes of this strip is whether you like or hate Scapula (I sort of take pride in openly offering the option to hate my series protagonist). Maybe you like him one day, maybe the next he’s a deplorable skunk!
Ten bucks says Scap’s mistakenly wandered into a lesbian bar, and the only men there are gay duded who’re just there hanging out with their dyke friends.
Nah, I’m just anticipating Scap getting shot down with extreme prejudice and in such a manner as to make getting waled on by Mona seem like a happy memory in comparison.
I’m going to go slightly off topic and ask: what is the proper spelling for “wailing on” someone? Is it ‘wail’, as in cry or scream (why would you cry on your enemy, unless if you’re trying to make them feel awkward)? Is it ‘whale’, like you’re going to deliver a load of pain metaphorically the size of the world’s largest animal? Or is it ‘Wale’, because the Welsh are so very violent?
Comedians used to talk about these things, until it all became sex and drugs and political soapboxes. What a world, what a world…
How could Scapula look more Goth? Maybe dress more superficially? Quit smiling? Lose a hundred pounds? Sheesh, he’s probably luckier WITHOUT going down that route!
Dat ass!
Hey, Scapula may not be nice, but let’s not resort to name-calling!
Jesus. Just a couple of strips ago, I was rooting for this guy. How can these three short panels be enough to make me remember why his enemies hate him so?
What can I say? One of the central themes of this strip is whether you like or hate Scapula (I sort of take pride in openly offering the option to hate my series protagonist). Maybe you like him one day, maybe the next he’s a deplorable skunk!
He is the Dexter of the webcomic world
He has a secret laboratory that is constantly sabotaged by his idiot blond sister?
Hm, isn’t this den awfully full of women only? Sure Scap has the right makeup for this one?
There’s a few guys there, but Scap doesn’t seem to be focusing on them.
As for Scapula ever going into one of THOSE BARS, well, maybe that’s a storyline for another day!
Ten bucks says Scap’s mistakenly wandered into a lesbian bar, and the only men there are gay duded who’re just there hanging out with their dyke friends.
One guess is as good as another; for all we know, he’s wandered into a UFO and all the aliens look like club kids!
Poor Scap. The whole problem with his plan to be seen is, well, being seen.
I suspect before this night is over he’s going to be having fond remembrances of Mona and her broom.
Egad! Did she crawl out of her hospital bed, drag herself all the way to this club, acquire a new broom, and is ready to lay the smackdown on him?!
Damn; there goes my twist ending…
Nah, I’m just anticipating Scap getting shot down with extreme prejudice and in such a manner as to make getting waled on by Mona seem like a happy memory in comparison.
I’m going to go slightly off topic and ask: what is the proper spelling for “wailing on” someone? Is it ‘wail’, as in cry or scream (why would you cry on your enemy, unless if you’re trying to make them feel awkward)? Is it ‘whale’, like you’re going to deliver a load of pain metaphorically the size of the world’s largest animal? Or is it ‘Wale’, because the Welsh are so very violent?
Comedians used to talk about these things, until it all became sex and drugs and political soapboxes. What a world, what a world…
That would be “whaling on” them, actually:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/whaling
Look at the last definition in the list. 😉 I always knew the right one to use, just never actually looked up the definition for backup, before now.
Well, whaddaya know? You learn something new everyday. Thanks for sharing!
Man, that Queequeg must have been a real ass-kicker in a barfight…
Hold it right there, Scap! That’s a she-male! Just back off now and hope she never saw you…
We all never get tired of The Crying Game references, huh? Just wait until they get to the bedroom!
He likes big butts and he cannot lie.
Baby got Scap!
You know, I just realized…with those teeth, it’s a really good thing he isn’t gay.
Hmm? Are women more tolerant of scary-looking teeth than men are? If that’s true, now I’m glad that I’m not gay!
Maybe if he dressed less like a goth he’d have more luck.
Of course, maybe if he wasn’t Scapula he’d have ANY luck!
How could Scapula look more Goth? Maybe dress more superficially? Quit smiling? Lose a hundred pounds? Sheesh, he’s probably luckier WITHOUT going down that route!
He could always take to wearing black lace designs.
Hunter in the forest!
Turkey in the straw!