07/30/2014
I know a surprising amount of people who are terrified of elevators, whether it’s the fear of being locked inside or having a cable snap and the whole thing plummet several stories down. All I can say is this: as long as you’re not stuck inside with a tantrum-throwing child or an extremely flatulent douche, you should be fine.
I am only afraid of them putting me picking my nose on some TV Show
Hey, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. I’d consider picking my nose with my elbow if it got me more traffic!
To be fair, I would pay good money to see someone do that. Requirements include that the nose picker isn’t wearing a false arm, that’s cheatin’!
I just hate elevators because you never know what’s on the other side of the door when it opens. Not a good thing when you’re a bodyguard.
A frequent surprise in most action/horror/thriller movies (and occasionally comedies, but the results vary).
Will the elevator open to reveal an old woman handcuffed to a cop (as in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) or Spider-Man (as in Spider-Man 2)?
Ok, this is the second comic today where I’ve seen references to Spider-Man 2. What the hell?
We’re all trying to remember the GOOD Spider-Man 2, instead of that awful one that just came out this year!
Good Spider-Man 2 had my favorite villain moment of all time: On the El Train when the people whom Spidey had just saved bravely step forward to stand between him and the pursuing Doc Ock. Ock sees it and he loves it. He smiles, as it genuinely warms his heart to see the best in humanity shine through in these ordinary, determined people.
Then he sweeps them aside like they were nothing and takes what he wants. Greatest villain moment ever.
Yyyyyyep, gonna have to agree that the new one is a cinematic abortion and seriously helps to diminish my faith in any kind of modern movies.
Security cameras make me feel so self-conscious. I don’t know even know how to stand or where to look.
Glare right into the camera, point your finger at it like it’s a person, and mouth obscenities. You’re bound to give some security guard the heebie-jeebies!
I’m a black guy. I already give security guards the heebie-jeebies. 😀