08/07/2014
If this scene looks familiar to you movie-buffs it’s because it’s mostly taken from Stanley Kubrick’s last (and worst) film, Eyes Wide Shut. There are only two things I remember about that awful movie: 1) Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman proving once and for all that they are truly terrible actors, and 2) the weird cult scene. If Scapula thinks forty minutes is long, he should try sitting through that entire movie.
Okay, enough of my griping. What will Scapula find in this creepy hideout? Be here on Sunday for a surprise!
Happy to say I never saw Eyes Wide Shut. Just looking at the trailer you could tell it was going to stink worse than a post-Babirus men’s room.
Eyes Wide Shut could be greatly improved if you substitute Tom Cruise with Babirus. Hell, I just might have to draw that!
I watched a cut that consisted only of Kidman’s nude scenes. As far as I could tell, it made just as much sense as watching the whole movie.
Considering that the movie begins with a completely gratuitous shot of Kidman undressing, I’d say you make a fair assumption.
OK, now you have my attention.
I love the word “skidoo”… it is said to be the first faddish expression… and leave it to a cartoonist to popularize it (TAD)…
Now say it twenty-three times. Skidoo!
Do ski. I must do ski.
Ski has to buy me a drink first.
I always wondered about the pointless elaborate ritual aspect of cults. SOMEhow that seems to make things more appealing to some people. HOW?! Is a bunch of rote memorization and choreographed nonsense REALLY that enthralling? If that’s your thing go watch Riverdance. I mean, rote and ritual have their place, but there’s a limit to how long this can go on within reason. Isn’t there?
Why am I thinking there’s a beheading in those nudist’s future? I’m sure that’s the sort of thing that would appeal to those jaded, rich fuckers. Scap better get his ass outa there before he joins those who are about to die … I mean, is the world truly ready to see Scap in his birthday suit?
Beheadings extreme sure but it is a perfectly legitimate way to make sure you stop watching Eyes Wide Shut. What gets me is the people who tout it as a misunderstood master piece, I can only presume they have an eye sickness. Awesome comic by the way, I’ve been loving every moment!
I guess even virgin (or non-virgin) sacrifices can get boring after too long.