08/09/2015
Let this be a lesson to every guy out there: your girlfriend knows all of your secrets (yes, even THAT ONE), so don’t try to pull anything over on her. And to every girl out there…go easy on us guys. Have mercy on our secrets (yes, even THAT ONE).
The very reason I have no girlfriend! Evil masterminds, take heed!
Okay, I’m also an irritating know-it-all with psychotic friends. That has a lot to do with it.
Heyyyyy, stop selling yourself short. If buttheads like Kanye and Kanye-from-an-alternate-dimension (where he’s even MORE annoying) can get girlfriends then there’s hope for every guy.
Plus, having psychotic friends means there’s some psychotic girl out there just waiting for you. Whether that’s good or bad is up to you (in the SCAPULA world, it’s just a given).