08/13/2015
Hmmm…what does Vladislaus have in mind? Let’s find out on Sunday (or, as always, post your own cockamanie theory in the comments section)!
Hmmm…what does Vladislaus have in mind? Let’s find out on Sunday (or, as always, post your own cockamanie theory in the comments section)!
It’s time to run away to the circus!
Considering how ‘artsy/femme’ circuses have become Vlad and Bone China would fit right in. The days of drunk filthy clowns and slowly-dying animals are long over!
So now there is a “getting executed by a weird crime organisation on stage” fad going on?
I’d believe it. Cirque de Soleil could easily have underworld connections (or just be a psychotic death cult)!
Given how he feels about them, if I were him I’d enact operation ‘Aw, heck, just assassinate the lot of ’em’. Kind of a pre-emptive strike. Why not? He’s already a marked man.
Time to summon that great power from the heavens to smite them all…that’s right, I’m referring to the Monty Python foot.
>ppbbbblt!<
Woah, I wasn’t thinking of anything THAT extreme! Let’s just settle on a mid-sized nuke and see if that works first, yeah?
Why do I keep wanting to call Vladislaus “cole slaw”?
Probably for the same reason I thought “cole slaw” was called “cold slop” for many years. Some names just need to be funnier!
Everyone goes out for ICE CREAMMMMM!
Criminals are going out for Baskin ROBBINGS!
Wait, did Vlad unsheated that blade and then just sheated and put it on his coat again? Make up your mind!
Making up his mind is the whole problem here! Will he follow orders or wont he? We’ll find out what he decides tomorrow.