Well……. that sucks. There is no happy ever after with this comic. Almost makes me wonder if Scap will end up with China or if he will end up serving Jemini.
The plot thickens. Will they find their own happy endings or will it be curtains for everyone? Stay toon to find out folks! Things are staring to heat up!
They’re snickering like jerks in a movie theatre watching a really bad romantic drama (insert the film of your choice, because I already know my default choice is The Room. Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee).
She’s surprised? Am I the only one around here who has noticed her habit of hanging around sociopaths, psychos and killers, bumbling up their plans, and getting wars started has resulted in DOZENS of deaths?! Scap’s got an army after him (who are being killed regularily), her last boyfriend showed up dead (which she knows) and now she’s worked with a mob boss and gotten her current lover killed. SUR-FRIGGIN’-PRISE! Her nickname should be changed from ‘Bone China’ to ‘Pine Box’! This chick is a surer kiss of death than Typhoid Mary.
Pine Box….Pine…Box….damn it, that’s actually a pretty cool name. I don’t know it would be right for her (lest anyone misinterpret the “box” part), but it might be a neat name for someone else.
Hell, who wants to do a fan art contest? Design a character named “Pine Box”, maybe?
I suck at art, myself. Although I think a guy dressed like an old-school mortician who brings you your coffin just before you need it would be pretty hilarious to have as a supporting cast member. Especially if the only reason you need it is because wondering about it leaves you standing in the path of harm in the first place!
Tuh. Could be blacker. Tuh.
Tuh. I hold my Cloves higher than you do, POSER.
Tuh. You still smoke Cloves? Tuh.
Well……. that sucks. There is no happy ever after with this comic. Almost makes me wonder if Scap will end up with China or if he will end up serving Jemini.
The plot thickens. Will they find their own happy endings or will it be curtains for everyone? Stay toon to find out folks! Things are staring to heat up!
Hey! Writing teaser tag-lines is my job (even if you’re probably better at it)!
Will there be a happy ending for Scapula, Bone China, Jemini, or Babirus? Tune in later and find out!…okay, you really ARE better at this than I am.
Oh, dear. Revenge is a dish best served… on Bone China.
I thought bone china was used for tea…well, revenge and tea have much in common.
Very Hot… Very Scalding tea.
Cold revenge, hot, tea, and maybe a couple of warm scones while we’re at it? I could do with a snack.
Maybe they’ll serve COLD CUTS! Eh? Ehhhhh?
…because a guy got stabbed and his throat was slit and…aw, screw it.
Gemini and Sanderson are just kind of awkwardly standing off screen… waiting?
They’re snickering like jerks in a movie theatre watching a really bad romantic drama (insert the film of your choice, because I already know my default choice is The Room. Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee).
She’s surprised? Am I the only one around here who has noticed her habit of hanging around sociopaths, psychos and killers, bumbling up their plans, and getting wars started has resulted in DOZENS of deaths?! Scap’s got an army after him (who are being killed regularily), her last boyfriend showed up dead (which she knows) and now she’s worked with a mob boss and gotten her current lover killed. SUR-FRIGGIN’-PRISE! Her nickname should be changed from ‘Bone China’ to ‘Pine Box’! This chick is a surer kiss of death than Typhoid Mary.
Pine Box….Pine…Box….damn it, that’s actually a pretty cool name. I don’t know it would be right for her (lest anyone misinterpret the “box” part), but it might be a neat name for someone else.
Hell, who wants to do a fan art contest? Design a character named “Pine Box”, maybe?
That actually sounds like a fun thing to do.
I suck at art, myself. Although I think a guy dressed like an old-school mortician who brings you your coffin just before you need it would be pretty hilarious to have as a supporting cast member. Especially if the only reason you need it is because wondering about it leaves you standing in the path of harm in the first place!