I think you mean Jeraukov (whose name, despite readers’ continued assumptions, is not a wordplay on “jerk off”).
Still, “Dr. Jerkoff” sounds like a great name for a supervillain porn parody, if anyone dares to do it. “The Strange, Sexy Case of Dr. Jerkoff and Mr. Hung”, maybe?
I’m kinda hoping it’s Jeraukov now. Or Bone China. Probably Bone China (not Bone Chyna, like the last text oopsie I made! That left some mental scarring.)
The very first crush I ever had was when I was in preschool, and the girl’s name was China. I assume it was China and not Chyna the wrestler (I don’t know how old she is, but I very highly doubt we’re the same age), but imagine that origin story. How many of your preschool playmates went on to become mannish amazons whose careers quickly vanished? Was it all because I took away the alphabet blocks from her instead of sharing them? Could I have done things differently when it came time to play ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’ (should the dreaded title of ‘Goose’ been bestowed upon another child)? Where does the path we forge in life divert from happy toddler to a professional dispenser of violence?
And that, my friends, is our movie for tonight. Good night, and may God bless you.
Im wondering what Dr. Caliban’s role in all of this. did scap come across a sketch of this cults god and decided to make a mechanized version? It would throw the the masses into disarray, and possibly give a “get out of human sacrifice” free card.
Insulting someone in the midst of a heated on-line debate with fellow nerdy gamers about whether Pokemon Blue was better than Pokemon Red, while wanking.
He’ll get back to the robot once he’s off his break.
Just gonna note there was a ‘remember that knife’ comment made earlier and that knife looks kinda familiar. That said, if it IS Bone China and she’s not going to try and bail him out, she’s once again missing the mark since Scapula hardly did anything here except get shot at a lot over the course of the story.
If she DOES end up helping, good on her! The one person who actually tried to help her at one point would FINALLY get some form of recognition from her! Friggin’ nutbar.
This is the plan! That is either Bone China or Hypno. He acts like he is being sacrificed as a distraction so that the cult no longer looks for him. This makes them drop their guard so that the other members can make their move.
Whoa is that who I think it is?
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Ignore that if you didn’t watch cartoons in the 90’s.
I think so Brain. But how DO they get the delicious peanuts inside those tiny shells?
I fink so Brain, but next time, you wear the tutu.
Doctor Jerkoff, or what was her name?
I think you mean Jeraukov (whose name, despite readers’ continued assumptions, is not a wordplay on “jerk off”).
Still, “Dr. Jerkoff” sounds like a great name for a supervillain porn parody, if anyone dares to do it. “The Strange, Sexy Case of Dr. Jerkoff and Mr. Hung”, maybe?
A porno Jekyll/Hyde parody? Sounds like some cheezo low-budget 80’s video-rental smut-flick. I dare you to draw a box-cover for that.
I swear, if its Bone China’s sister…
No swearing in front of the children!
I’m kinda hoping it’s Jeraukov now. Or Bone China. Probably Bone China (not Bone Chyna, like the last text oopsie I made! That left some mental scarring.)
The very first crush I ever had was when I was in preschool, and the girl’s name was China. I assume it was China and not Chyna the wrestler (I don’t know how old she is, but I very highly doubt we’re the same age), but imagine that origin story. How many of your preschool playmates went on to become mannish amazons whose careers quickly vanished? Was it all because I took away the alphabet blocks from her instead of sharing them? Could I have done things differently when it came time to play ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’ (should the dreaded title of ‘Goose’ been bestowed upon another child)? Where does the path we forge in life divert from happy toddler to a professional dispenser of violence?
And that, my friends, is our movie for tonight. Good night, and may God bless you.
“To everything, turn, turn, turn…”
Im wondering what Dr. Caliban’s role in all of this. did scap come across a sketch of this cults god and decided to make a mechanized version? It would throw the the masses into disarray, and possibly give a “get out of human sacrifice” free card.
At this moment, Dr. Caliban is likely doing one of the following:
A) Working on a fiendish weapon, robot, or death-trap.
B) Griping about work or insulting someone.
C) In the midst of a heated on-line debate with fellow nerdy gamers about whether Pokemon Blue was better than Pokemon Red.
D) Wanking (well, a man’s gotta’ blow some steam).
Insulting someone in the midst of a heated on-line debate with fellow nerdy gamers about whether Pokemon Blue was better than Pokemon Red, while wanking.
He’ll get back to the robot once he’s off his break.
Just gonna note there was a ‘remember that knife’ comment made earlier and that knife looks kinda familiar. That said, if it IS Bone China and she’s not going to try and bail him out, she’s once again missing the mark since Scapula hardly did anything here except get shot at a lot over the course of the story.
If she DOES end up helping, good on her! The one person who actually tried to help her at one point would FINALLY get some form of recognition from her! Friggin’ nutbar.
This is the plan! That is either Bone China or Hypno. He acts like he is being sacrificed as a distraction so that the cult no longer looks for him. This makes them drop their guard so that the other members can make their move.