09/21/2014
All I’m going to say for now is that I’ve greatly missed writing Bone China’s snarkiness after her two year absence…of course, her upcoming story probably isn’t going to be a very pleasant one.
…of course, if you’re looking for levity, you can always go read the new episode of DADAMAN over on the Patreon page! Patrons who donate $5-$10 get to read exclusive comics, so give now and (possibly) laugh later!
Bone China, sweetie, no one ever likes hearing details about creepy cults.
At least, no one who has at least some sanity, or at least an instinct for self-preservation.
And Scapula at least has the last part.
Oh, there’s going to be much worse things to hear about than murderous cults (…well, maybe not, but it all depends on your perspective). We shall find out tomorrow.
Never speak ill of self-preservation, unless if you’re a male praying mantis and it’s Valentines Day.
I have to say, I’ve missed her.
Good to hear! Bone China seems to get more love and hate than most any other SCAPULA character…except Babirus. Everyone loves him.
-“I joined because they do a lot of charitable work, helping grannies and orphans with the huge piles of money they gather in a truly altruistic fashion. I… I turned decent, Scapula!”
-“NOOOOOOOO!”
“…and ABSTINENT!”
I don’t think he’ll like it any less than the kick in the nuts you left him with last time, BC … give it a shot. The explanation, that is, not the kick in the nuts. Poor guy’s had enough of those.
He really wont like the story if it’s a tale told entirely in crotch-shot montages (consider it a “greatest hits” reel)!
There’s got to be a video like that in Youtube, somewhere.
I guess that depends on whose crotch and the kind of “shot”, but … 😀
‘You won’t like what you hear’ is a pretty dumb way to start an explanation. I mean, he didn’t come here to LIKE what he’s going to hear, he came to hear it anyways. Nobody wants to hear ‘The guys you’re going after are well established, rich beyond words, have major pull with just about everyone, and are invisible’, but hey, he already heard that and went in anyways. What else can she tell him? ‘They’re oil tycoons that own the entire western world, deal with aliens daily, built an army of Dadaman clones, stockpile nukes around town with casual interest in their wellbeing, and fund that Casserly weirdo’?
Yeah, THAT weirdo. You know the one……..
There’s more to her story than the Kabale, and the stuff that DOESN’T involve them is probably what’s going to irritate Scap the most. Jump to the next comic to find out.
Yes, I am aware of my weirdo status (it says so on my driver’s license)!