start_title_30There’s a reason why the entertainment industry is so hard to break into: “everybody wants to get into da act”. Whether you’re an actor, musician, performance artist, professional gibbon imitator, or whatever, the one thing they all have in common is the overwhelming thrill of having an audience (well, except for those performance artists, but the occasional baffled pedestrian kinda’ counts).

Scapula has been treating his business as show business, and now he’s finally won a devoted fan base. We all know that all entertainers live happily ever after…right?