09/29/2015
Time to wipe off the greasepaint, pack up the circus, and send the clowns home before they get all drunk and gropey (hey, coulrophobia happens for a reason).
Time to wipe off the greasepaint, pack up the circus, and send the clowns home before they get all drunk and gropey (hey, coulrophobia happens for a reason).
“…send the clowns home before they get all drunk and gropey (hey, coulrophobia happens for a reason.)”
Words of wisdom from your scary pal!
There are just some things that even your scariest pal doesn’t dare to cross, and rapey clowns rank pretty high on the list!
Clowns ARE scary.
…and smelly (I assume).
Y’think clowns are scary now? Look into the history of the profession. Court jesters weren’t the king’s joking buddy back in the day you know.
Well, every performance needs a clean up. And someone’s always got to remember to grab the cash box in the end!
The cash box takes top priority at every convention I do; I don’t get up, eat lunch, go to the bathroom, blink, or breathe unless if I’m sure the moolah is secure at all times. There are just too many horror stories of convention vendors losing everything in a split second.
…usually to some clown.