Okay, I promised myself that I wouldn’t make fun of people for typos (lest they make fun of mine), but I will point out that you typed ‘bear’ instead of ‘beard’…and while it totally changes the intention of your statement, I think it actually makes it friggin’ hilarious.
I’m picturing someone just strolling along with a pet bear and using it to clobber random people (seriously, a polar bear can knock off a man’s head and send it reeling twenty-something feet)!
It could have gotten a LOT worse. Keep in mind this is a large, angry, violent man. If all he does is yell in your face, you’re probably getting off easy!
To (incorrectly) quote the TF2 Sniper: “Professionals have standards. Be impolite. Be inefficient. And have plans to scream brutishly at everyone you know”.
To quote Arnold…no, I’m not going to do that. We’ve had millions of hilarious Arnold impressions over the decades, and I just can’t live up to them (especially when I’m typing it instead f acting it out).
If anyone wants to type something funny in Schwarzenegger-ese, be my guest!
Sometimes the supposedly dumb ones are the only ones on the plan. Or to put it simply: Loyalty is easy when the only people who can tolerate you are your team.
instant wish granted :D, i also expected better from a fellow beard carrier, you brought shame uppon the name
I shamed Wooly Rhinoceros for having a beard, or I shamed everyone who DOESN’T have a beard by not being like Wooly Rhinoceros? I’m confused…
No, Bob is saying Wooly’s behavior is shaming the bearded community. I don’t know why. I have a bear and I hit women all the time.
Okay, I promised myself that I wouldn’t make fun of people for typos (lest they make fun of mine), but I will point out that you typed ‘bear’ instead of ‘beard’…and while it totally changes the intention of your statement, I think it actually makes it friggin’ hilarious.
I’m picturing someone just strolling along with a pet bear and using it to clobber random people (seriously, a polar bear can knock off a man’s head and send it reeling twenty-something feet)!
Fuck… I am usually so good about that shit too. Damn you auto correct!
You are right though, it does make it funnier then just beating women.
Somehow I thought that would go better.
It could have gotten a LOT worse. Keep in mind this is a large, angry, violent man. If all he does is yell in your face, you’re probably getting off easy!
Defnitively the brains of the pack.
That’s like saying a character is the brains of the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast: smarter than the rest of them, but hey, so is the neighbor’s dog.
To (incorrectly) quote the TF2 Sniper: “Professionals have standards. Be impolite. Be inefficient. And have plans to scream brutishly at everyone you know”.
To quote Arnold…no, I’m not going to do that. We’ve had millions of hilarious Arnold impressions over the decades, and I just can’t live up to them (especially when I’m typing it instead f acting it out).
If anyone wants to type something funny in Schwarzenegger-ese, be my guest!
Alright, it’s time for Plan 2 then. 🙂
Plan 2, otherwise known as…”stop talking to the big mean fellow.”
Sometimes the supposedly dumb ones are the only ones on the plan. Or to put it simply: Loyalty is easy when the only people who can tolerate you are your team.
Wise words that I once read in a fortune cookie. A rather VIOLENT fortune cookie (it was that kinda’ restaurant).
Confucius say: He who shouts loudest is heard clearest.
“Confucius say: go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers.”
A limerick my mom taught me.
She chose… unwisely.
It could have been worse. She could have made him angry!