10/23/2014
…well, so much for working that out. Is this the end of Scap and Jem’s relationship? Would YOU turn your back on an angry Jemini? Doncha’ just love these soap-opera twists and turns? Tune in this Sunday for the next quasi-romantic conflict!
“I mean…no, honey! I love you! We’ll make it all work out all right.”
Quite moment of silence, followed by a sad music montage (“Total Eclipse of the Heart” or some such rot).
Ha!
I think they passed a law some time ago stating that “Total Eclipse of the Heart” can only be sung in karaoke bars by the extremely drunken and lovesick, didn’t they?
(I don’t even know why I posted that comment in the first place, except that the idea of Scap actually sharing compassion or sympathy or his real feelings with anyone struck me as extremely funny.)
I’d have never been with her before. Her hair style and color is really annoying. Skunk lines are for meth addicts and red necks.
The only person who can rock a skunk-stripe is Humphrey Bogart in his only horror film role (and greatest career embarrassment), The Return of Dr. X. You don’t need to watch this movie, but look up a picture of him in it and tell me he doesn’t look maaahvelous.
Of course, not only was she right about how to treat the minions, but I think she forgot if Scapula were to act like a true supervillain then that means she gets the exact same treatment she just prescribed for the minions.
Oops.
Let us not forget that there is a notable difference between herself and the minions: Scapula is banging her. A villain does not bang his minions, and if he did…well, then Despicable Me would be a whole lot worse than it is (but still not as awful as Megamind).
Thanks, Aidan. Some part of my brain registered “minion porn” and apparently thought it could just use images of midget porn and substitute with DM’s minions, using some of the same funny sounds they make in the movies. I have to go find a power drill and some brain bleach now. Thanks a heap.