Oh, here’s one I can sink my teeth into. The conventional design of a pistol is actually well suited for use as a club either by smashing the butt of the gun into a foe’s head or by using as seen here. Like a hammer, the pistol amplifies force, is harder than the hand, and in this particular strike, is well designed to soak up impact shock. Soldiers are sometimes trained in proper techniques to fight with an empty pistol. I myself can use two of them at once to quite skillfully deflect bladed objects and crush bones, but rendering a target unconscious is the main goal. Besides, this saves ammo.
Yes, I would hope it goes without saying that the gun should be either empty, or the safety catch engaged. Doing this with live ammo SHOULDN’T set off the ammunition…… but then, a lot of things shouldn’t happen but do all the time! I know at least one guy who caught a hot round doing exactly this, and ruined his handgun in the process! As for playing spoons…… no. Just no. The sound would be terrible!
There you go! Scapula can’t exactly sing “I’m Eighteen” anymore (Alice does, but he usually pulls out a walker and hobbles around the stage…I’m serious!).
“The prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they’re broken.”
Just seemed appropriate.
If only Prince was broken by the Count (“Ah ah ah! Two fractures! Ah ah ah! Three fractures!”)…
why pistol-whip someone? they were made for shooting, silly scap guns are for real criminals
Perhaps he’s just going to tap him slightly on the noggin, as one taps a misbehaving puppy with a rolled-up newspaper?
Scap, that’s the wrong side of the gun to use… -_-“
Yet another embarrassing moment in the “You Don’t Know One End from the Other” series.
Oh, here’s one I can sink my teeth into. The conventional design of a pistol is actually well suited for use as a club either by smashing the butt of the gun into a foe’s head or by using as seen here. Like a hammer, the pistol amplifies force, is harder than the hand, and in this particular strike, is well designed to soak up impact shock. Soldiers are sometimes trained in proper techniques to fight with an empty pistol. I myself can use two of them at once to quite skillfully deflect bladed objects and crush bones, but rendering a target unconscious is the main goal. Besides, this saves ammo.
Very helpful information! We learn from the best again, our resident weapons-expert.
Just don’t use two pistols for ‘spoon-playing’.
Yes, I would hope it goes without saying that the gun should be either empty, or the safety catch engaged. Doing this with live ammo SHOULDN’T set off the ammunition…… but then, a lot of things shouldn’t happen but do all the time! I know at least one guy who caught a hot round doing exactly this, and ruined his handgun in the process! As for playing spoons…… no. Just no. The sound would be terrible!
*cues up Alice Cooper*
“No more, Mr. Nice Guy. No more, Mr. Clean…”
There you go! Scapula can’t exactly sing “I’m Eighteen” anymore (Alice does, but he usually pulls out a walker and hobbles around the stage…I’m serious!).
A soft answer turneth aside wrath. Doesn’t look like it worked this time.
The only thing that’s going to get soft is the Homophobe’s skull!
It didn’t start that way?
…and here comes the beat down!
Remember, folks: it’s a beat-down, not a beat-off!
First things first: A nice warm greeting to let someone know how glad you are to see them.
Followed by a cheery visit to the doctor, who is happy to see you as long as you have insurance!
I like new and improved Scap. Now with 75% more villainy.
The other 25% is styrofoam-packing peanuts!
Hey, if I’d gotten as screwed over by these guys as Scapula has I’d be more than happy to lay the beats to them when I got a chance!
He’s got some ‘past business’ to settle before he moves on to…whatever he plans on doing next. Maybe hitting him with a rock (“It was a big rock…”).
Yeah! That’s what I’m talkin’ about, Scap! Punish that sadist.
Scapula is the Punisher!…no, wait, that’s some other guy with a skull-motif!