Holey moley, that is awesomely vile! I’ve never heard that one before, but it’s definitely cannon fodder for a sweetly disgusting comic. Maybe another year…
I just watched that recently, and I still think the twin Piggy daughters should have been made into recurring Muppet characters. They’re friggin’ hilarious!
If you know what “figgy pudding” is, you’re probably also familiar with other outdated Christmas traditions, like wassail and chestnuts roasting on an exposed flame!
That’s not a woman feeling up The Homophobe, is it. 😀
That is indeed a woman; in fact, it’s the same woman who objected to someone using the word ‘gay’ as a derogatory remark. Is that technically irony or just a coinky-dink?
It’s the magic of booze.
Should we tell them about the Bearman eggnog? I don’t even want to think about the fudge question that came up.
For those of you who don’t know, fellow webcartoonist Bearman made a peepee joke about what’s in eggnog. The secret ingredient: peepee.
These guys aren’t drinking peepee, but I wouldn’t rule out the notion that El Disgusto peepeed in someone’s drink.
The someone and drink in question was a Coke belonging to a Chinese guy. Reportedly, he did not think it was a very good joke.
…and then he hid in the supplies closet and jumped at people screaming, “SUPPLIES!”
Ah, grade school humor, before we were hit in the face with the big wet fish of political correctness.
“During these holidays
What I desire most,
Is make my family
Use pee for a toast.
It would be my revenge
For being so vain and false,
To pee on the cyder
And make them rise their glass….”
(Would you believe these are the roughly translated lyrics of a spoof song I know?)
Holey moley, that is awesomely vile! I’ve never heard that one before, but it’s definitely cannon fodder for a sweetly disgusting comic. Maybe another year…
Merry Christmas folks! I’m going to do what fellow hick The Homophobe is doing right here!
Drink a lot and get groped by a strange woman. Sounds like a plan!
Sadly I’m laid up with Malaria right now, so no women allowed. Fooey. I hate working in africa.
It’s entirely treatable, don’t worry. AND they let me have my liquor in here! I love field hospitals.
Awwwwwwwwwwww, everyone wish Lady Jenn a speedy recovery!
Save some rhinoceri while there’s still some left, will ya?
THAT’s Debauchery! Um… Merry Christmas? To quote Muppet’s Christmas Carol… “the Goose! The Goose! ack! Ack!”
I just watched that recently, and I still think the twin Piggy daughters should have been made into recurring Muppet characters. They’re friggin’ hilarious!
While the cad is away, the minions will play. Happy Holidays, Aidan!
Thankya, Mark!
I’ve always wondering how figgy pudding was. Our Wal-Mart doesn’t sell it.
If you know what “figgy pudding” is, you’re probably also familiar with other outdated Christmas traditions, like wassail and chestnuts roasting on an exposed flame!