09/19/2013
For the unacquainted: For the new readers (or those without long-term memory) wondering why there’s two of Jemini, jump back to THE JEMINI KILLER pt.8 to find out what she’s been doing all of this time.
For those of you who have been following along, tune in on Sunday to find out what she’ll do next!
“I love myself, yes I do! I love myself, yes I do! I love myself, yes I do, almost as much as I hate you!”
Seemed like an appropriate little jingle….
I’ve never heard that one. For a second there I thought you were quoting Akbar and Jeff, if you could stretch out that jingle to sixteen panels!
Schoolyard rhyme from back in the day. Kids are jerks!
Can’t dispute that! Man, what I wouldn’t give for a time machine and a lack of witnesses…
I believe they are at the highest form of narcissism known to man.
She’s pretty full of herself. One could argue that narcissism is another word for self-confidence, which might explain why Jemini is so much more successful than the self-loathing Scapula.
…naaaahh, she’s just an egomaniac. Get a room, you two!…er, four?
I truly gotta ask if Jemini is a chick with two heads, or two chicks with one body.
Speaking of which, what happened to “Half-Face”, “Big Wips”, “Tony Da Toof”, and the other Sharkmouth gangster associates?
http://www.scapulacomic.com/?p=569
(We know Jemini’s clone killed “Mustachio”, but that’s one outta six!)
Technically she’s twins that have their bodies fused (an extreme case of conjoined twins), although both twins are under the impression that they’re simply one woman. Jemini sees having two heads as being no more unnatural than having two arms or two legs. Hey, who are we to argue with her?
Regarding those freaky Dick Tracy reject gangsters, it looks like Big Wips and Tony the Toof might have been killed during their attack on Scapula and Jemini, although this isn’t really clarified (it all depends on if I ever feel like using them again). As you said, Mustachio was killed. Half-Face, the Nose, and One-Eyed-Three-Eared-Ugly-Freakshow John have yet to reappear.
I’ve heard of being self-involved, but this really takes it to the next level.
There’s probably a whole lot of other areas of Jemini’s duplicate relationship you may not want to consider. Well, use your imagination.
I already did, but I think the worst part of it all is that I’ve seen and concieved worse!
I thought there were like 10 of them out there
There is definitely more than just these two. It will all be explained on, ohhhhhhhhhh, Sunday.
On a side note, the worldwide number of cases of Polycephaly must’ve quadrupled!
D’ohhh! Math joke! Since two times two is…uh…hang on, let me get my calculator. Crap, I threw it away. Where are my old multiplication tables and flash cards from second grade?
See, folks? THIS is why people become cartoonists!
It was my understanding there would be no math!
Calvin would respond that the only job you could get that doesn’t involve math is being a caveman (Calvin’s dad says,”That’s not really a job.”).
So many terms of affection between Jemini and… herself. If this were the sort of comic to show such things, I’d half-expect to see some… self-loving… show up.
Hey, there’s always fan art!…aw, crap. Now I’m going to get all sorts of dirty drawings in my email inbox.
Keep it to yourself, sickos!…or post it on DeviantArt with all of the other porn, er, “artistic expressions of intimacy and self-awareness”.
In your inbox? Who are we kidding, you’d draw it yourself if you had someplace other than your DA site to put it on account of DA’s no-porn policy..
If DeviantArt truly does have a “no-porn” policy then they don’t really do much about enforcing it.
“Dear DeviantArt member, This message is in regards to the seventeenth extreme close-up photo of your vagina posted this morning. If any further activity persists, you will receive a slight warning and possibly a brief lecture about morals and decency. Signed, the DeviantArt Staff.”
I’ve learned the hard way, for the sake of my own sanity and peace of mind, to never do a search for any given superheroine on dA.
Lady Jenn takes the words out of my mouths. Molto bene! 😉
Lady Jenn usually takes teeth out of people’s mouths, by way of her boots or some other heavy object!
Sadly, I never get in a good one liner before I do it either….. reality sucks. So I guess it’s good I get to steal a few clever lines on here or I’d never get to look clever!
How do you even know that?!
How does Dada know I knock people’s heads in or how do I know I don’t look clever often? For the first, just go back and read the comments sections……. I’m a violent woman and proud of it! For the second, I’m usually left standing over a freshly battered individual struggling to come up with something to say long after the ambulance has arrived. Body-guarding work isn’t anywhere near as much catchy lines and tidy suits as Hollywood says, sadly.
You never know. Michael Clarke Duncan went from being a bodyguard to a Hollywood star!
Yes! That would be the first show I would ever watch on pay-per-view. A quadrupling of my favorite gal? Sweet Christmas!
Now there’s an animation I really should make someday…and then charge a ton of money for fans to watch!
The girl’s got it! Times two!
You ALMOST got me reciting lyrics from “It Takes Two, Baby”…but I didn’t fall for it! No sir!
I did. Curse you Mark Stokes! CURSE YOU! I’ll be singing that all week now! *Shakes fist at sky* STOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!
I’m picturing you on a beach in the surf cursing at a giant statue of me half sunk in the sand, lol.
i think sam would be in heaven there
Like a little girl in a puppy store! No, wait, that analogy isn’t right. Sam might want to do things to Jemini that no little girl should do to a puppy.
But probably a few things a grown woman would do to an adult dog on certain websites I’ve heard about.