11/27/2013
Yes, that one dude is based on Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper. And yes, that other dude is a rip-off of It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Yes, that one dude is based on Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper. And yes, that other dude is a rip-off of It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Those bags are handed out by Hypnausea. One of them is bound to have a dildo and/or an STD as a weapon.
At least one sex aide has been used to seriously injure someone in this comic already!
Actually ther once was a killer dildo already.
What? That would never happen in this comic! That’s disgusting, juvenile, and perverted and…hey, who put this hyperlink here?!
Beware the kid with the rock…… he can throw that little beastie pretty decently as opposed to an edged weapon (needs to strike blade first to harm much) or a heavy bludgeon (needs a heck of a wind up and also won’t fly far).
And I suppose I should tack on a quick evaluation of weaponry: Switchblades make good sneaky weapons and give a psychological edge…… people fear being cut. In a massed brawl or the like, a good choice because it can be overlooked, but a downer because it’s only good for the stab and not for slicing and dicing. Wrenches are brutal and unsubtle weapons meant for clearing out a wide swathe and breaking bones. Good to cripple a foe or keep a space clear but heavy and slow….. not that the current user seems to be the type to be bothered by either, being an ideal wielder. Also a handy tool. Rock: Easily overlooked, not overly scary, hurts like heck and easily thrown with great force. Also useful as a clubbing weapon up close to prevent knuckle bruising. A good starter so you can pick a target and take their tool of destruction while seeming to be the least of combatants, but either lacking range or one-use, and entirely reliant on the user’s own power.
The rock has a small disadvantage as a projectile: Throwing it leaves you unarmed.
Always carry backup rocks, kids. Safety first.
Caveman scientists were working on a revolutionary “boomerang rock”, until they decided that their time was best spent copulating. They were probably right.
Another awesome combat write-up!
Rocks rock. Hey, that’s why cavemen advanced as far as they did above the animals: they mastered the art of hitting stuff with rocks. I’m sure they would have made do if they had created switchblades or wrenches that early, but it all worked out in the end (rock leads to wheel, wheel leads to internet, internet leads to webcomic…okay, I may have skipped a couple of steps but you get the idea).
In a heavy mass fracas the best weapon you can probably use is a good pair of running shoes…for getting the hell out of there!
it’s rooock rooock it’s big it’s heavy it’s stone, it’s rooock roooock it’s better than bad it’s good! everyone want’s a rock come one and grab a rock, everyone one want’s a rock, rock, rock…… BY BLAMO!
it’s me :/ damned typing errors
‘Rock’ makes me think of The Sifl & Olly Show opening theme: “Sifl! And! Olly! Sifl and Olly Show! ROCK!”
Ah, good ole Charlie Brown. I feel he’s a little out of his depth in a steel cage death match though! … or, a… corrugated iron warehouse death match…
Don’t count out ol’ Blockhead just yet. All those years of pent-up frustration and good grief has probably made him a fighting machine!
Repressed ire will win the day for him. Who knows? Maybe detective I-forgot-his-name will prefer him more than his soon-to-leave-this-world son.
An ancient Japanese swordsman said one could vanquish, even if one had to rip up a fence picket, as long as the intent was strong and the picket was applied accordingly. Drat, now I have to find that book and read it again.
If Lady Jenn ever writes a book I would like to get in line to purchase it.
An ancient Caucasian fighter in a foreign land (China?) once fought using two gophers tied together…the dreaded ‘gopher-chakus”. Okay, that was a weird movie.
If Lady Jenn did a book-signing she could be her own security!
Don’t get your hopes up, I SUCK at writing. Mind you I have a friend who writes and his book is good…… I’d plug it but I’m not sure how the host feels about that kind of shenanigans!
Write a one page book; all it says is: “By the time you have finished reading this one sentence I will have snuck up from behind you and bashed your head in.”
Aw, you spoiled the ending!
A book like that would sure be responsible for a lot of ” head lines ” not to mention concussions. I would probably only read it three times, the first time, the last time and once too many.
So, when are you going to watch/read Hunger Games and judge if it’s a blatant rip-off?
You know those cranky outsiders who gripe/boast that they don’t watch TV or even own one? That would be me.
Well, technically I own a television, but it’s just for playing DVDs…and my girlfriend has Netflix, so I guess I can watch that…and there’s always the Internet. Aw screw it, maybe I just don’t wanna’ watch it!
Spoiler: It’s a blatant ripp-off. I had to watch it, my mark was watching it and I could only excuse myself to check the security system every so often.
Oy. Well, here’s hoping someone rips off Hunger Games and turns it into something ridiculous…like The Hungry Hungry Hippo Games.
Actually, I would watch that!
Hey Pumpkin! Take off your shirt, tie it around the rock … Viola! A handy, dandy club, especially when whirled around to increase the striking power. A bar of soap in a sock can do the same thing as any convict can tell you.
I tried the soap thing once, but unfortunately I was out of the bar kind and had to fill a bag with handsoap. At least the other guy got his eyes irritated (and his hands clean) during the fight!
xMinusone, good thinking. You’ll make a wonderful goon some day!
Yikes…the one time where getting ‘stoned’ may not be of much help.
It will make the pain go away…y’know, if you survive the beating!