Anybody hear a neck breaking? Knuckle Sam is not to be denied. Blubber Boy, ie. El Disgusto, may end up stuck on a horn. He would also make a fine bullet shield for hollow points.
I have to say, seeing El Disgusto get Looney Tune’d by Knuckle Sam gives me the warm fuzzies. Or are those the vapors? With El Disgusto I can’t be sure….
I think this is going to get awfully bloody. Knuckle Sam really, really wants that info and the Miscreants are coming off a long break in the action. If they made any major mistake here it was giving her any warning at all they were going to attack. I think these guys need to read a little ‘who is who’ of the underworld…… you don’t fight Sam up close, Tigadactyl far away, or Toxsick at any range without a hazmat suit (much like you’d use to approach Babirus or El Disgusto).
Let me see….. Disgusto probably won’t do much here, his little tricks won’t slow down Knuckle Sam with a mad-on. Homophobe and Wooly Rhino together could probably hold their own….. Homophobe’s pretty mean and in good shape, while Rhino’s huge and violent….. but they have a couple major downsides. Neither of them is as good at taking hits as they are at giving them, while Sam went pound for pound against Throgor and one of his constrictors and won, not to mention broke Rod’s neck like a twig. And Rod was a LOT more violent than these two combined! Unless someone pulls a gun or a real big knife, this isn’t gonna be pretty for the Miscreants.
And if it goes as I predict, I think my week will be made! Watching Sam beat the hell out of people never gets old for me.
There will definitely be a helluva fight coming right up, so let’s see if Jenn’s predictions are on the money or if that most dreaded “random variable” shows up to pee in the punch bowl. We’ll find out soon!
I would think battling El Disgusto would also require a hazmat suit (and some earplugs, because his sh_ttalk gets pretty damned annoying!).
If I didn’t know how this comic works, I would honestly think that Wooly Mammoth might have a chance against her, atleast with a team mate.
Wooly Rhinoceros might have a chance, but maybe his previously unseen big brother Wooly Mammoth will come along and really make a total mess!
Oh, these idiots are screwed. And not in the way they’d like, either.
You never know; El Disgusto has some pretty disturbing fetishes brewing in his rotten little mind (no, I’m not linking to THAT comic).
Welp, so much for the Miscreants being a factor…
I was going to make a ‘Fear Factor’ joke, except 1) no one remembers that crappy show, and 2) thank God.
Anybody hear a neck breaking? Knuckle Sam is not to be denied. Blubber Boy, ie. El Disgusto, may end up stuck on a horn. He would also make a fine bullet shield for hollow points.
Better be careful using El Disgusto as a bullet shield: he’s so full of gas that one strong shot could blow up a city block!
Oh, man, I didn’t think of that. Those vapors and some hot lead could very well destroy the crew and then some.
Imagine an ass-shaped hole in the ozone layer. Tragically hilarious.
I have to say, seeing El Disgusto get Looney Tune’d by Knuckle Sam gives me the warm fuzzies. Or are those the vapors? With El Disgusto I can’t be sure….
Whoa! If you happen to get in contact with El Disgusto’s fumes, consult a doctor immediately (unless if your lungs melt before you can reach help)!
If Knuckle Sam comes at you, you don’t yell “GET HER,” you yell “RUN AWAY”
Nice! That almost sounds like a meme, except what you said was clever and memes are F_KIN’ STUPID.
I would try the “Naughty Mongoose” fighting style with her but only if it got the same results as it did with Lil’ Miss Misery.
Miserable! My complete bad!
Hoo boy. El Disgusto shoving his filthy mug into Sam’s ample bosom would probably result in a fit of rage that would demolish the neighborhood.
…but I’m sure El D would die a happy bastard.
I think this is going to get awfully bloody. Knuckle Sam really, really wants that info and the Miscreants are coming off a long break in the action. If they made any major mistake here it was giving her any warning at all they were going to attack. I think these guys need to read a little ‘who is who’ of the underworld…… you don’t fight Sam up close, Tigadactyl far away, or Toxsick at any range without a hazmat suit (much like you’d use to approach Babirus or El Disgusto).
Let me see….. Disgusto probably won’t do much here, his little tricks won’t slow down Knuckle Sam with a mad-on. Homophobe and Wooly Rhino together could probably hold their own….. Homophobe’s pretty mean and in good shape, while Rhino’s huge and violent….. but they have a couple major downsides. Neither of them is as good at taking hits as they are at giving them, while Sam went pound for pound against Throgor and one of his constrictors and won, not to mention broke Rod’s neck like a twig. And Rod was a LOT more violent than these two combined! Unless someone pulls a gun or a real big knife, this isn’t gonna be pretty for the Miscreants.
And if it goes as I predict, I think my week will be made! Watching Sam beat the hell out of people never gets old for me.
There will definitely be a helluva fight coming right up, so let’s see if Jenn’s predictions are on the money or if that most dreaded “random variable” shows up to pee in the punch bowl. We’ll find out soon!
I would think battling El Disgusto would also require a hazmat suit (and some earplugs, because his sh_ttalk gets pretty damned annoying!).
She’s about to demonstrate the old adage “killing two birds with one stone”.
Except in the this case it will be “Beating two morons to death with one Disgusto”.
I see her literally using Disgusto as a blunt implement and beating the other two to death. Or however close this series comes to it.
Ooooooh…that would be gross (and appropriate, for any battle involving El Disgusto).
If she joins Scap’s current crew, would he dress her in black with a pointy hat?
Please don’t tell me that I’m the only one who thought of “Knuckle Sam Witch.”
That…would…be…AWESOME. Damn it, I wish I thought of it first!
Well, I won’t make any noise (other than an amused laugh) if you decide to use it sometime in the future.
I thought of it way back, but I’d forgotten it. *facepalm* Damn my memory!
It did seem rather odd that I would have been the only one to think of that. I guess great minds and all…
The Hairy Palm cannot possibly defeat the Knuckle Sam.
…but if THAT was true, he would also be blind!