03/20/2014
…and what exactly is the history between Rizz and Knuckle Sam? We’ll hear the whole story on Sunday; here’s hoping you like soap operas with lots of violence involved!
…and what exactly is the history between Rizz and Knuckle Sam? We’ll hear the whole story on Sunday; here’s hoping you like soap operas with lots of violence involved!
Next lesson for Scap (if he gets it): Only tell the minions the bare minimum they need to do. Twats.
This is why I never considered teaching as a career option: keeping kids in line, no matter how old they are, is damned near impossible (and more so when it’s a bunch of anti-social punks)!
My money’s on “sisters.”
No, no I don’t play the ponies. And on Sunday, we’ll probably find out why. XD
Place your bets, folks! The roulette is going to spin for three days or so!
Sings “If you wanna be my lover…”
That would be wrong.
My money is on some tough time they were through. And Sam rescued Riz’s ass somehow or other.
Or just the old they were a couple for some time, but it didn’t work out… Same procedure, and so on.
Great, now all I can picture is a ‘Nam flashback (as politically incorrect as that may be) and a play-off of the whole Forrest Gump and Bubba scenario…without the shrimp monologue.
So which one of them got shot in the ass?
The same one who had LBJ come on to him on live television and egg him on into pulling down his pants (seriously, watch that scene again in the movie; the president is damned creepy!).
What you just described was know as “the LBJ treatment”. He did it so often it got a name. it was how he got things passed in congress.
There’s more than enough horrifying and perverted stories about Johnston…worst of all, most of them are true!
“Fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, shrimp salad, shrimp scampi…….”
I’m kind of hoping this one involves the story of how Rizz lost that eye. Also….. holy crap, Scapula admitted he has a friend! And weirder, I think he’s still right.
Yay sunday! Violent soap operas are the best! I’m gonna throw a left field wager out here and guess they were in a gang or childhood friends.
We’ll learn the story in the next installment. As for how she lost that eye…chalk it up to a “Three Stooges re-enactment gone wrong” during childhood.
I’ll go with clone, then…
Like, Rizz is a half-sized clone of Knuckle Sam? Cue the “Mini-Me” jokes!
By the way: Positively love Rizz’s extra screen time. She was a likeable character to begin with.
Glad to hear! Developing the non-supervillain characters isn’t easy for me, so it’s nice to know at least one turned out interesting.
Developing minor characters is a great way to flesh out a story, and hugely overlooked in my opinion. Good job! Just don’t kill them offhand after we’ve come to like them! (you can still kill them, but it has to mean something.)
Lady Jenn… ME too! I find that MOST mysterious…womens with eye patches… like in that movie… Sky Captain… mysterious.
It’s not always glamorous; Nick Fury lost his eye from that most dreaded of atrocities, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS.
Behind every lost appendage or organ is either a very interesting story, or a good cautionary tale. I have learned to appreciate both immensely, even from fictional characters! I’m still wondering the story behind Scapula choosing to replace his whole FACE!
Running with Scissors is sexy… cautionary tales… not so much.
Scap is sure being rather uncharacteristically patient. I’m noticing that his entire modus operandi has been subtly transforming since Moonie got ‘im effed up.