“Sit on my face”? As long as we’re making Monty Python references, we might as well say that Scap is going to be no more, cease to be, bereft of life, and an Ex-Scapula!
Some folks are just born rotten, and thus is the case with Aunt September. But hey, a lot of other rotten folks were probably born during the Civil War!
The best threats are not usually made with ones pants off, lying on a floor that stinks of your fear urine and old people.
Nothing more dangerous than a cornered animal or a grouchy bastard about to be mounted!
“The last time you-“?
Oh, dear. Now I’m picturing an Arsenic and Old Lace-like scenario, with bodies tucked away in cedar chests and such.
Who can say how many “Harolds” she’s encountered: mailmen, salesmen, police, girl scouts, Jehovah’s witnesses?
I was thinking about the same movie, haha XD
I killed him because he said I looked like Boris Karloff!
“The last time”?
…Wow. Wonder who the poor bastard was that time that got mixed up with her?
Who can say how many “Harolds” she’s encountered: mailmen, salesmen,…wait a second, is this deja vu or am I going crazy?
Nobody answer that!
Oh… don’t you go opening that door! How many Harolds?…. indeed! No… no stuffties! And…. I want to run away from panel three! AAAAAA!
Who can say how many “Harolds” she’s encountered: mailmen, salesmen,…okay, I’ll admit it, today I’m just being lazy.
Leave another comment, someone, and see how I respond!
That’s the advantage to having your brain flash fried, everything’s new all the time. Run, Scap, before she decides to sit on your face.
“Sit on my face”? As long as we’re making Monty Python references, we might as well say that Scap is going to be no more, cease to be, bereft of life, and an Ex-Scapula!
I can smell the halitosis coming off the last panel
I wont be held responsible if your computer monitor melts or explodes!
Get ready to clear the cobwebs, Scap!
Oh…that is the nastiest innuendo I’ve heard in a while.
Well done, sir!
That last panel assaults ALL of us!
I should have made it an entire full Sunday page. That REALLY would have sold it!
Her honey looks like it’s gone rotten within the past fiddy years.
Some folks are just born rotten, and thus is the case with Aunt September. But hey, a lot of other rotten folks were probably born during the Civil War!