07/25/2013
Looks like Scapula is making all the right moves…but will this be a home run or will he be disqualified for using anabolic steroids? Sorry, I’m not really good with baseball metaphors…all I know about is hitting a ball and some media scandals over drug abuse.
Never mind. Don’t miss this Sunday’s rottenly romantic comic of insidious intimacy!
He certainly doesn’t rush things. Good on him, that normally works out.
On a different note: I just can’t get used to his ‘new’ face. It seens so rottenly wrong when youre used to the black and white platic thing. I mean, a kind-of-nose on Scapula? And he forgot the ears (No ears! Hes got no ears! – well that could be part of his ‘skincondition’, couldn’t it?)
It definitely is a weird look (I could make jokes about certain celebrities who have undergone excessive plastic surgery, but I’ll take the high road today), and Moonie must be either very tolerant of people’s looks or just very high.
Scapula has to take it slow, lest he get too excited and that mask melts off like that other time!
Well, baseball involves leather gloves and spitting on the mound, so I think it’s a pretty good analogy.
Whoa! I sometimes forget what kind of a crowd this comic brings around!
I love how with Scapula, no matter what is in the comment section it is always so classy. No matter the subject. Keep up the moderatly sleasy yet classy comments guys!
Wait ’til she gets to the comic about the KY jelly and the Thai transvestite!
(Note: I’m just joking; there will be no comic about KY and Thai transvestites…sorry to get everyone’s hopes up).
Welp. That was my last hope for the future. BRB kissing my girl goodbye and driving my motorcycle too fast around Dead Mans Curve.
Okay, so I almost just ended up spilling my Lucky Charms (yes I still eat like a kid) because I lost it when Moonie started cracking up. Haha! That combined with Scap’s smooch sound effects… “smek!” I don’t know why that is so funny to me, it’s just a perfect little word for those nervous little kisses.
On a related note, look at him! He’s being a… dare I say… a gentleman? He isn’t throwing himself at her, despite her lack of clothing, or anything too forward at the moment. I just hope he can keep the face from melting this time!
I think he’s learned a thing or two about restraint, but only when it involves not making a sweaty mess of himself and melting off that make-up. He’s certainly being careful about those kisses!
Lucky Charms…seems sort of fitting for a Wiccan’s breakfast. What ideologies would other cereals attract? Frosted Flakes? Count Chocula? Cap’n Crunch? Let’s hear some suggestions, people!
I’m pretty sure most Jehovah’s Witnesses are made of cheerios. You CANNOT get those people down very long. It also makes sense to me for Buddhists to eat Mini-wheats…… healthy food with that thick sugar coating. Good for you, still tastes like you’re eating a candy store.
There is no shame in eating Cocoa Puffs and Fruit Loops well into your eighties. They’re DELICIOUS. Anyone who calls you out on it just hates fun.
…or hates the prizes at the bottom of the box. Wait, cereals stopped doing that in the mid-90’s, probably because some doofus choked on the toy and ruined it for the rest of us!
Valid points! They ARE delicious. But oh, I do miss the prizes.. Those were the days.
The cereal box prizes always sucked anyways. Not like old McDonalds toys! Some of those things were awesome. Todays McDonalds toys? Not so much. I still have my Inspector Gadget w/slightly cat chewed helicopter hat somewhere.
The worst is when the fast food joints did the ol’ ‘bait-and-switch’. I went to one as a kid, psyched about the Small Soldiers toys that they had, got the Happy Meal, and inside was…a stuffed toy of Bartok the Bat from Anastasia. The worker said they were all out of the monster toy I wanted (even if they still had a display by the menu advertising it) and I was left with a crappy toy of an annoying character from a movie I hadn’t even seen at that point (I saw it decades later and it sucked).
Gah! Childhood; she is cruel, da?
I recall the highlight of that movie was Rasputins villain song, In the Dark of the Night. Which was decent at best, and paled in comparison to the greats like Frollo’s Hellfire and Scars Be Prepared.
They really didn’t do the manliest man to ever live (and die) justice.
The Nostalgia Critic summed up the problem with the ‘In The Dark of the Night’ sequence best: awesome song, terrible visuals in the final film (tubby dancing bugs and silly antics totally offset the menace the song is trying to project). “FAIL!”
Rasputin’s life story has been told better in other movies (Alan Rickman even starred in one that portrayed Rasputin as the more-or-less benevolent hero in a cruel society); I’m actually surprised I haven’t referenced the Mad Monk in SCAPULA.
“I used to be disgusted, now I’m just amused.” quoth Elvis Costello and that pretty much sums up this situation with Scap and Moonie; I mean Scap in his birthday suit and Moonie making the beast … *looks frantically for bucket of brain bleach* … You can’t unsee something … Arrrrghhh!
I always get Elvis Costello mixed up with Lou Costello, and there’s only one thing he would say in a scenario like this: “IIIIIIIII’M A BAAAAAAAAAAAD BOY!”
Don’t worry about seeing anything you can unsee; after all, a sex scene between Scap and Moonie would probably be obstructed by a lot of giant word balloons saying “NYEEEE!”.
Wow. I’ve had some ticklish girlfriends but that’s a tad much! Quick solution: leather or pvc catsuit. That’s if it gets disruptive, mind.
There are parts of this story (as well as some other SCAPULA tales) taken from real life experiences. Today’s comic just might be one of them.
NYEEE!
Elbows are good. Scap had better write that one down. As a matter fo fact, I will too.
You think THAT’S something, try nuzzling that one spot next to the big toe on the left foot in a counter-clockwise motion!
…I don’t know if that does anything, but it’s worth a shot.
Actually, I think the perfect baseball metaphor here would be, “I hope Scap doesn’t get caught corking the bat…”
Bam! Hoomi hits one outta’ the park!
And the crowd goes wild!
Or to sleep. With these jokes, it’s anybody’s guess…
I might have made a little fanart for you, but I don’t know what would be the best way to show it to you. I don’t post on any public art sites anymore.
Fan art for SCAPULA goes on the Facebook page; if, for some reason, you aren’t on Facebook you can either post it on a blog/DeviantArt and send me the link or just email me the artwork directly.
When your are sliding into first and your pants begin to burst… diarrhea
Ah, grade school playground rhymes. When you’re driving in a Chevy and you’re feeling something heavy…and so on.