08/22/2013
This is it, folks! Scapula and the Sinister Monster Doom Legion are on the attack! Tune in this Sunday when the battle begins! Exclamation points!!!
This is it, folks! Scapula and the Sinister Monster Doom Legion are on the attack! Tune in this Sunday when the battle begins! Exclamation points!!!
scap you now sound like a rapist who played too much duke nukem.
also why would a man with a flight suit not fly himself? i wouldn’t leave the sky if i could fly
If you mean Tigadactyl, the flight from California to Nevada would be a really long one if you made the trip by flapping your own wings. Save your energy and chill in the helicopter!
Duke Nukem? The Captain Planet villain or the briefly-popular shoot’em to hell game?
I see this going at LEAST as well as Scap “dealing with” Mona’s aunt…
They’re not hiding out, cowering. That’s an improvement, right?
Uh oh… hippie carnage!
They are the most violent people!
I wonder if Scap will be rewarded with the fear he clearly wants to sow. This croud he will be facing in seconds is pretty used to farout…
We shall see! The troops land in this Sunday’s comic.
And that’s a mighty formidable ass to keep. 🙂
Her ass is his to take, but only if he has a forklift!
All this talk of ass reminds me of this sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUbIekD2PEQ
Hypnausea is gonna make a killing all right…in his business!
I’m surprised he doesn’t go to Burning Man every year for that alone! It’d be like the Christmas Season for him commercially!
There’s a reason why Hypnausea hangs out with the Sinister Monster Doom Legion instead of “his own kind”…but that’s a story for another day (boy, I sure drop a helluva lot of teasers).
But hey, he’s there now, and he’s revisiting one of the haunts of his youth. He’s bound to have some fun…y’know, if the chaos doesn’t get in the way!
Well, an AK-74 is a solid gun built for all terrains, so at least he’s packing appropriately. The crew is obviously well practiced in steering clear of Toxsick’s dead-zones, and there’s plenty everyone will want here…… money, drugs, money and drugs, drug money…… I can only forsee about ten trillion things going wrong here! Still looks like a good time waiting to happen.
It’s been a really long time since we’ve seen the Sinister Monster Doom Legion in battle together, although the last time it was against an unarmed crowd…actually, that might be what’s happening now. Here’s hoping they have some fun!
It’s no wonder the poor guy isn’t in a relationship. We have a few issues… therapy might be able to help.
Therapy nothin’. Medication is probably the best way to go, although I will say that I have tried both and neither worked as well as just being productive in your life. That seems to be exactly what Scapula has in mind now (okay, premeditated murder isn’t what I’d call a healthy solution, but still…)!
Medication… yeah, that would probably contain some nice cyanid capsules in Scaps case.
Maybe just some NyQuil to mellow him out?
Apparently, Scap has never dealt with Fire Performers. Some of those props can be used very well as weapons.
On a different note, this year’s Burning Man will feature a giant pachinko machine with flaming pachinko balls. We’re hoping for some good video of it, since the company my wife and son both work for manufactured the wick-covered pachinko balls. My son did the design and manufacture work on them. It should be really, REALLY, cool.
NICE! Yeah, let me know how that turns out.
I’m almost afraid now that I haven’t presented Burning Man in a much more over-the-top way (I know I drew a giant chicken-head car in yesterday’s comic, but that can’t top a flaming pachinko machine!).
Well, I know events in the Scapu-verse don’t necessarily correspond to Real Life, but the ol’ boy seems to have picked the wrong time to go all mass-murderous on a bunch of hippie freaks, because there are reports of the largest Police presence ever in the history of Burning Man right now.
Holey moley, I never thought they would crack down there! Next thing you know they’ll ban all the drugs and nudity…and THEN who will show up?
Thanks for sharing that article, Craig!
Poor Scap. He’ll never realize that it’s simply too much ass for one man. Not until it’s too late.
Also Throgor is going to break all of his bones when they don’t make any money.
…unless they steal a lot of drugs.
Perhaps Scapula is Ahab and Moonie’s butt is the white whale…no, that analogy only works if Moby Dick was about the captain trying to hump the whale (and I’m sure some porno filmmaker has already done that).
Throgor is always looking for an excuse to break someone’s bones; it’s what gets him up in the morning!
No I think you got it right. “Man the Harpoons” works on many, many levels in this scenario.
“Queerqueg’s Long Harpoon”? Thar he blows!
That made me laugh until I felt like being sick.
You’ll get sick if you visualize it.
He talks about her ass like he’s trying to take Heartbreak Ridge. :p
Not that there’s much size difference.
Maybe if it was at the edge of a volcano?
The volcano would fall into her butt.