09/28/2014
Who is Vladislaus? He may look like an undead David Bowie, but there’s definitely more to this lurid lothario than meets the eye.
What will Cody think of this affair, and who will Bone China choose? Cue that ‘General Hospital’ organ score, because this Phantom of the Soap Opera is far from finished!
Looks like Dog Doo Doug.
If he were still alive, he’d probably take offence.
Well, there goes the surprise ending! It’s just as well; time-travel stories always give me a headache.
Aha … methinks this is the part she was worried about Scap not liking …
Try to imagine the look on Scap’s face while he hears this (damn it, I should have drawn just that)!
Especially considering you went full-width on it, there’s *plenty* of room for that, especially if it was just put in the corner cameo-style, heh.
Maybe a silhouette in the lower right hand side, a la Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Oh, man. Throwing the bored rich guy into the mix immediately equals trouble. I know. I used to BE the bored rich guy (gal, as it were). I was a jerkass, to put it politely. I wasn’t that rich (and my name is only slightly ponce-worthy, and my hair has NEVER been that ‘fabulous’), but I was rich enough to enjoy screwing with people.
$crooge McDuck was a real heart-breaker and mind-f__ker. Why else do you think he never married? He just used and abused ’em!
The same goes with Richie Rich, although his taste was a bit more…unsettling (it may or may not have had to do with hiring other boys to pee on him). Cartoons are sick.
I guess don’t look a gift-secret-society-leader-with-insane-amounts-of-power in the mouth?
Or I guess you could look there.
Lord knows what she ends up putting in that mouth. Yes, feel free to interpret that in any obtuse way possible!
Carnal embrace with a 60 year old woman?! You should be ashamed, China!
Hey, maybe Bone China likes Madonna!
~low whistle~ That’s too smooth to be anything but seriously evil. A kind of smooth, that I might add, Scap himself seems to be approaching.
I would say it’s more of a “ch-ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ah” than a “woooooooooh…”, but feel free to add your own soundtrack.
Huh, it’s been a long time since I’ve come here.
Lookin’ good, Scapula.
Welcome back! You left the light on in the bathroom here, but we’re charging it to that French guy who used to leave a lot of sardonic cracks (he had it coming).
Oh Mr. Bowie, I love you so very very very very much!!!!
David Bowie should love this comic. It’s full of Scary Monsters and Super Creeps!
Speaking of David Bowie, a few years back I created a mob boss that was a merman/ octopus with short red hair. About a year and half later I watched Bowie’s Life on Mars video and realized I unintentionally created a David Bowie octopus man!
That’s actually kinda awesome.
Wow! Perhaps you have the power to make these things real, like an episode of The Twilight Zone.
Now do something terrible to Kanye. Gowaaaan, make it happen!
Eh, Im not so sure of that.. I created Hermes( said character) in 2011.
I had never seen Bowie’s work at that point in time besides hearing his music( shame on me!).
Okay! So this guy looks like an Eddie Izzard/David Bowie lovechild… has a name like Vlad the impaler and Santa Claus and has spooky seductive eyes… what’s not to like? Check your neck for bite marks there, BC.
Will he offer them cake or death? As for the Santa thing (“klaus”, gotcha), there’s already been one menacing Santa in this comic, and could probably whup this guy’s skinny ass!
What is it about skinny goth kids that people seem to like anyways?! Yeesh.
bam chica bam bam
Barney Rubble’s kid was a Latina girl?
Sorry been out of touch but think I caught up with all the missing episodes.
And welcome back! Been wondering where you’ve been, B.M.! The place just isn’t loopy enough without ya!
“Been wondering where you’ve been, B.M.”
Sounds like something I overheard in a public restroom (the person was REALLY constipated).
“Binge-watching” is the new craze these days (just ask all the Netflix zombies); maybe you’ll be back in five years to see what ya missed?
No, wait, don’t EVERYBODY go! Aww, smeg!