11/24/2013
Scapula seems to have taken a few notes from ‘The Hate-mongerer’s Guide to Manipulating People’; he may be preaching to the crowd about joining him but the price for entry is gonna’ be a heavy one. This isn’t going to be pretty, kiddies!
“My children, the world is ripe with crime, vileness, sin….. why u no join!”
That sudden twist in his preach kills me (Metaphorically speaking.)!
Now this ought to be morbidly interesting and what do you know? It turns out this is one of those rare situation where walking into a shady warehouse in the middle of the night is a bad idea.
He knows what these kids really want, and it’s not to give the world a great big hug!
Most of the time walking into a shady warehouse at night just means you end up seeing a hobo taking a dump (actually I’ve seen that at McDonald’s), so here’s hoping these kids watch their step. Hobo poo doesn’t come off of your boots easily!
Time to revoke Scap’s library card. He’s obviously overdosed on The Hunger Games and Battle Royale.
Battle Royale, yes, but I’ve never actually seen The Hunger Games. From everything I’ve heard the latter is a pretty big rip-off of the former, and you’d have to be a pretty lowdown skunk to steal plot ideas from Battle Royale.
…umm, that is, unless if you’re doing a parody. Whew!
I saw this coming a mile away. Not that that is a bad thing, but I had a feeling this was coming. Of course, Scapula’s plans are prone to horrible failure, so I wonder how he’s going to make these kids ACTUALLY kill each other? Mutual distrust doesn’t seem like enough…
“Winners get free candy and coupon for 50% discount at Hot Toppings or whatever it’s called.”
If you can see a mile further down the road you might spot Farmer Jon’s tomato stand. It’s just a roadside shack where Farmer Jon bangs his daughters and occasionally the livestock, but to be fair, he does grow some good tomatoes.
Where was I? Oh, right. We’ll see what Scap has planned for these punks soon enough (no, it wont involve incest or tomatoes).
Shall mobile phones remain the bane of every ne’er-do-well relying on isolationism for success?
Hey, there’s always the internet!
Calling the police, Why didn’t I think of that?
If anything, this little hole in the plot layer could be blamed on none of the chums there thinking about it either.
…or maybe these misanthropic brats aren’t the kind who care for the cops (each of them probably has a fairly lengthy laundry list of misdemeanors). That, or all the car pollution is rotting a hole in the Earth’s plot layer.
Wow… I’m actually impressed, Scap. This is pretty wicked for him! Why do I feel happy about a character successfully being evil? Nice.
Let’s hold our applause until the end of this act. We have yet to see if Scapula will succeed or if that ol’ streak of bad luck is still trailing him!
he totally saw that in a movie! i wonder if weenie mc matchstick arms is gonna come out alive
Weenie McMatchstick-Arms…I think I have a new television show to pitch to the Disney Channel!
….. Wait, when did we get to north Vietnam?
I dunno, sprinkle a couple knives in the area, tell them they don’t get out until half are toast, and there’s ALWAYS someone unhinged enough to go on a spree! Violence is a pretty universal language, and ‘not being hurt’ is a pretty big motivator. Plus, humanity is pretty vile in general.
Someone is always looking to hurt someone, as we probably learned back in the schoolyard. Even if they weren’t trapped you kind of get the feeling a few of these kids would probably relish ANY opportunity to inflict some pain!
I certainly did. But I’m a card-carrying sadist, so….. don’t mind me.
Wouldn’t the natural reaction of any assembly of lil punks be to bicker Scap into the ground by nagging at his plan until his head explodes? I can’t really see these weenies go for each others throat.
We’ll see just how they react to Scapula’s “game” as the week progresses. Until then we have at least one Negative Nancy in the crowd who has voiced her opinion.
Poor Scap. If this works out anything like trying to get goths to dance in a club on demand, in the morning there will be 27 kids still standing around looking sullen.
Here’s hoping they at least buy some drinks!
Well, at least now we’ll get to see how many of those angsty brooders can back up their muttered grumblings about wanting to kill everyone…
Or maybe we’ll find out which ones fly into a panic once someone ELSE cuts them…
Too true! Not everyone here is killer material, but let’s just wait and see who can back up their big talk with action.
I’d go for killing Scap. Who is with me?
What do you say, folks? Thunderous applause or chirping crickets?
He IS inside with them, so he’s essentially fair game if you could reach him. Or course trying to get everyone to agree with you wouldn’t be easy in a stress situation. People tend to become very selfish when backed into a corner. I’d give it a shot though. I mean, why not?
Nah, wouldn’t work. Never has throughout history. State any one dictator type that got done away in that manner. Thinkin alone of our own A.H. for that matter.
– Well, apropos Hitler. Those Scapula kids stomped him somewhat good, as far as I remember.
Ok,I looked it up, it wasn’t the kids. My memory is deceiving me. But I do remember him done in in some way…
That was the Miscreants.
Ah, yes. Thanks.
Well ypu know what they say: Even a blind hen can beat a dictator to mesh once in its live. Or something like that…