03/21/2013
Enough talk! It’s time for some action! Be here on Sunday to see what grand scheme of chaos Scapula has got planned for these creeps…it’s going to be a blast!
Enough talk! It’s time for some action! Be here on Sunday to see what grand scheme of chaos Scapula has got planned for these creeps…it’s going to be a blast!
B. ‘s not that wrong, you know.
what will scapula do to prevent his army of creeps to get busted? I will await sunday in suspense…
The worst thing about having depressive thoughts is that there’s often some nugget of truth in them (maybe a small one, but still enough to trip you up). Bombastar may not have been smart in taking the supervillain path, but his super-ability of complaining does help him spot some pitfalls.
…not that he would care if he fell into one.
Hey, come on, it’s an IDEA! Not a good idea, maybe, but an idea. Okay, a terrible idea. But it’s not like they haven’t all been in a cell a few times, right?
Besides, everyone likes a freakshow, he’s got that much right. Rob Zombie makes a living a it!
Rob Zombie makes a living as a lot of things (singer, songwriter, screenwriter, director, producer, artist, comic book writer…sheesh, his resume must be ten pages long, single-spaced!), but I doubt he’d be dumb enough to go do what these guys have planned.
But what they heck. There will be at least one of them (probably Scap), who will be playing ‘Dragula’ on his iPod when they charge into the melee!
I personally prefer to blast ‘Scum of the Earth’ when coming up with evil plans…… I mean, thinking of….. hey, look, a shiny thing! *flee*
Can’t possibly imagine any reason why Bombastar might end up with his head twisted off during this great reintroduction scheme, especially not before Scap and the others leave the house after breakfast. It’s absolutely unremarkable the few villains that end up getting offed by their own honest and totally trustworthy compadres.
Now you know what kind of artist I am, Aidan. A bull***t artist! Hope you and I are both finalists in this year’s Golden Smart Ass Awards. I’ve already cleared a nice space on my desk for that 9 carat bespectacled pair-of-butt-cheeks trophy.
Golden Smart-Ass?! Hey, the key word there is “smart”, and I get phased out of that all the time! They wont even let me shop at Smart & Final!
What do you think, folks? Care to place some bets on Bombastar’s survival?…or anyone else’s, for that matter?
If it comes to the very last man standing, I bet Hypnausea makes it. I’d say Tox but at the rate he smokes he’ll drop dead in a couple years on his own, which leaves the man so freaky that even Satan doesn’t want him around for fear of what he might catch.
The line to kill Bombastar is forming to the left! No pushing! Let’s keep this nice and orderly! Just take your number and wait patiently for your turn! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!
…and no cutting! Well, you can cut Bomby with a razor, if you like, but no cutting in line.
“The line to kill Bombastar is forming to the left! ”
And then it steps to the right! Hands on our hips …
😀
Anyone else find it ironically Freudian that B’s fuse is limp? Common side effect of depression …
If he IS limp, then he wont be able to do the Time Warp (it requires a pelvic thrust that may result in a loss of sanity)!
In this room, sanity loss may not be the issue it would be elsewhere… XD
I need my sedation and warm milk now.
They never think about that last part of the plan
No one ever plans to spend Christmas picking up heaps of wrapping paper, but they do it anyway.
As disorganized as these clowns are, chaos may be all they are capable of anyway. Mega-chaos is well within their job description. Scapula’s shadow on the table top is a subtle touch.
A lunatic may not always be capable of forming complex plans or scheming people, but that doesn’t mean they’re harmless.
That’s a lousy analogy, but I think you all get the idea!
Yeah, can Scapula make any sort of Serpent Society Guarantee that his crew can stay jail-free?
There’s a ten-dollar comic reference for ya! Who else could Scapula lead into battle? The Lethal Legion? The Emissaries of Evil? The Circus of Crime?