09/26/2013
All right! We’ve survived the plot exposition folks, and now it’s time to get the action moving…or flying! Be here on Sunday when Jemini begins her Flight Into Horror!
All right! We’ve survived the plot exposition folks, and now it’s time to get the action moving…or flying! Be here on Sunday when Jemini begins her Flight Into Horror!
At last, that looks promissing!
A person, or persons unknown have mangled the guards in a very interesting way. He is coffing blood, isn’t he?
That is indeed blood! If this was an old black-and-white movie they would use chocolate syrup (it looks like blood when you can’t see it in color). Then he would have a mouthful of chocolate syrup, which isn’t so bad as long as you can get a glass of milk or something.
…wow, I’ve gone off-topic, but hey, here we go into the adventurous part of the story!
Blood or chocolate syrup – equally fine. Ask vampires around the world!
Nice sideline information.
You never know when that will come in handy. Just you wait!
that man has hands like sledgehammers! if he hits his thumb with a hammer it’s probably the hammer that gets a bruise
…and if he picks his nose he’ll flatten it like a pancake!
Hey, you’ve started a good game. Okay, folks: what else could a guy with hammer-hands do? And NO stealing jokes from those “Chuck Norris” praise websites.
Scratch his head and crack it open?
Try to swat a fly and bring down the wall?
Make and aplause and cause an earthquake?
Try to pull a carrot out of the ground and make a hole to China?
Boom, boom, boom, and boom!…and no, that’s not the sound of hammer-hands tapping his fingers.
With hands like that if he pushes open a door he’ll make paper!
He just squeezes planks of wood between his finger and thumb tips and makes paper!
I can imagine something else that gets squeezed if Mister Sledge Hammer decides to pay himself a bit of attention of the relaxing kind… know what I mean?
Hammer-handed people make great construction workers… except, they wouldn’t be able to pull up their pants… not a good situation.
Chocolate syrup! Yay… it would talk all the strength in the world not to lick it off during a shot.
You think THAT’S bad? Imagine when they have to take a potty break!
No, Brig, don’t go licking any bloody bodies you might find. It’s probably not chocolate syrup gushing out of that open wound!
Hm, I was halfway hoping they were going to send in Dadaman! But a proper professional looks like a good choice as well. I shall sit back with a snifter of brandy and observe the coming fracas with a critical eye.
…… or chill with a shot of Jack Daniels and laugh, whichever!
Getting Dadaman to do anything would take a LOT of finesse (and probably even more patience). Chances are he would just ruin everyone’s plans. Hey, ruining things is what he knows best!
Anyone who thinks about hiring him will need a double-shot of Jack Daniels after that kind of ordeal…
Although sticking him on a plane with someone just before takeoff would guarantee they were out of your hair.
I hate when they turn on the engines before I get on the plane…messes up my hair
You only have yourself to blame for running late! What, you think the pilot just wants to dilly-dally in the cockpit all night?
…nobody answer that.
You’re crafting a nice, big-time thriller here, Aidan. I can barely restrain myself to comment without dying to click ‘Next’ first to see what’s gonna happen.