09/29/2013
Oh no! Jemini’s security guards are none other than that rotten band of punk rockers, the Miscreants!
Look no further than BONE CHINA pt.6 for those of you unfamiliar with this trio of troublemakers, El Disgusto (“Al”), Wooly Rhinoceros (“Wally”), and the Homophobe (“Homer”). We’ve already learned before that they’re complete bastards, which means Jemini is in a whole lot of danger.
Jemini, trust NO ONE who offers you funions! They are the devil’s snack food!
Also, the Homophobe cleans up nicely. Wonder what his Mama would say?
If all you have to offer is Funions, you’ll have nothing but stoners for company!
The Homophobe may be a violent bastard, but he knows when it’s time to get a nice clean suit and a haircut. That time is when you’re going to kill someone.
That reminds me, I need a new suit…….
it’s nice to see they are still alive 😀 you’d think that a mouth like that ought to get you in a lot of trouble, but i guess it’s nothing a pair of sledgehammer hands can’t fix
Ah, the sledgehammer-hands thing is still going on. Well, continue! I was never one to stop a running gag!
When all you have is a pair of sledgehammer hands, every problem looks like Scapula’s face.
Called it! You now owe me an eternal soul!
Fresh out of souls, but there might be some banana-nut bread in the kitchen. That’s close enough, ja?
I had equal money it was these boys or a new creation. It was the hammer hands from last panel, but it only occurred to me yesterday.
Well, at least they sent people who can fight, more or less! And they certainly are expendable. Looking forward to this…..
‘Hammer Hands’ could actually be a great concept for a Dick Tracy-esque villain, but it looks like we’re going with the Miscreants. Maybe Hammy will be waiting for them when the plane lands?
I look at this page and I think to myself: it’s true. You should never trust a grinning bodyguard. None of us enjoy our jobs that much.
Especially a grinning fat midget, a grinning blonde with way too high an opinion of funions, and a grinning mountain of muscle. Then again, you likely should NEVER trust a grinning mountain of muscle unless you know them personally!
The Miscreants are probably a lot more unsettling when they think they’re being slick. Even if they weren’t buttheads they do have a tendency to ruin everything around them, and those are people you DON’T want to have in close quarters!
I think that Jemini probably isn’t a Funion kind of gal!
She’d probably want a slightly more pretentious snack food, like Kettle Chips or one of those ‘organic’ brands perhaps?
No good can come from this. Aren’t her two-headed Jemini-senses tingling? Fuh!
She may have twice the eyesight of any of us, but we’ve already learned that she doesn’t inspect the hired help too thoroughly. Open your eyes, Jemmy! All four of ’em!
Ugliest flight attendants I have every seen
At least they aren’t in charge of checking the bags. If the regular chumps who do it manage to break or lose everything, imagine what the Miscreants would do!
Man, it’s great seeing these guys again. I know they’re gonna cause a lotta unnecessary havoc.
“Unnecessary” and “havoc” are the words that sum them up best!…as well as “stinky”.