A couple of years ago I went out with a girl who insisted we go see Mama Mia! in the theater.  Being a good sport (and thinking I would ‘earn points’) I went along and quietly SUFFERED FOR TWO HOURS WATCHING ONE OF THE MOST IRRITATING FILMS I HAVE EVER SEEN (even worse than that girl who forced me to watch the Nicole Kidman trainwreck  Moulin Rouge…why can’t more women enjoy subtle, nuanced cinema like Robot Monster or The Devil’s Rejects?).

Next week begins a story for all of you lovers of classic cinema, as I take a time-honored gem of the silent screen and completely ruin it.  See you next Sunday!

NEXT WEEK:

THE CUPBOARD OF DR. CALIBANI