Given that I spent a dozen years communicating with the closest thing to a real life super villain I can picture (Jenn), I suspect I’d think more along the lines of the Scourge of Crime…… although by preference? Red Skull!
When a crab’s an empty kettle, and though it’s made of metal,
It’ll soon be blown apart.
And we’re all presumin’, that although the cabal’s a-fumin’,
Ol’ Scap gets a new start.
There’ll be mayhem, there’ll be road rage,
If we’re lucky there’ll be carnage,
Ragarding body parts,
We’ll have fiends with new weapons, and resolve to shake the heavens,
If those cops get blown apart.
AWESOME. I’ve noticed that the Dick Tracy strip over at GoComics.com has a couple of poets in the comments section who sum up the comic in verse, and now it looks like I get the pleasure myself.
Woo! More or less called it again! Wait….. does that mean I think like a super villain?
Depends on which supervillain you’re talking about. Wouldja rather think like Red Skull or the Walrus?
Given that I spent a dozen years communicating with the closest thing to a real life super villain I can picture (Jenn), I suspect I’d think more along the lines of the Scourge of Crime…… although by preference? Red Skull!
Well that’s just mean. If they shoot at it, there is a chance that the gas tank will get hit, making things worse.
…and if they DON’T shoot at it, it’s going to follow them home (and their moms said no more explosive mechanical pets)!
When a crab’s an empty kettle, and though it’s made of metal,
It’ll soon be blown apart.
And we’re all presumin’, that although the cabal’s a-fumin’,
Ol’ Scap gets a new start.
There’ll be mayhem, there’ll be road rage,
If we’re lucky there’ll be carnage,
Ragarding body parts,
We’ll have fiends with new weapons, and resolve to shake the heavens,
If those cops get blown apart.
AWESOME. I’ve noticed that the Dick Tracy strip over at GoComics.com has a couple of poets in the comments section who sum up the comic in verse, and now it looks like I get the pleasure myself.
Very nicely done!
Release the Pumpkin Crab-bot! Go! Destroy! Bwah hahahahahah!
Better get Kraken!…wait, you WERE referring to Clash of the Titans, ja?