Aw, darn … looks like Tigadactyl dropped the girl with the blue furry shin warmers. Was hoping to see if her swimsuit survived the flight. :)~~~
And Dr. Jerahkov may have a degree, but apparently doesn’t pay much attention to literature. Otherwise she would be more familiar with what happened to the last guy who wouldn’t give up the quest to hunt their whale. Be ironic if she gets taken down by a harpoon …
Perhaps Tigadactyl dropped his prey a few times to soften her up, or maybe she smelled too much like drugs and partying that he HAD to let her go (Tigadactyl has a sensitive nose, y’knows).
That’s a really good question, quix! I can’t remember off the top of my head if we’ve seen Scapula murder someone in cold blood, although he’s probably caused quite a few deaths indirectly (or under the influence of an evil sock).
Does anyone care to sift through the Archives and see if you can find Scap straight-up killing someone?
Actually, I believe that DEHD-Man aside, Scap has never DIRECTLY killed anyone. Which makes him the only one to do so besides Babirus I think…… Toxie has killed tons, Jemini capped The Moustache, Hypnausea and Throgor murdered the snot outta Dog Doo Doug, Sammie broke a neck pretty clean, Seal’s mowed down Sammie’s goons and Mira Miras, Tygadactyl dropped some swat guys to their deaths, Zodi. Jr wasted quite a few guys, Babirus has been involved directly in two slaughterfests, even Dadaman ‘insaned’ people to death. Scap’s the only one so far with clean hands I think, unless I missed something.
However many of those fatalities were caused by Scapula is hard to say. Maybe he didn’t hit any of them? Maybe it was Throgor and the crew doing all the work while Scapu missed every target he aimed for?
Aw, darn … looks like Tigadactyl dropped the girl with the blue furry shin warmers. Was hoping to see if her swimsuit survived the flight. :)~~~
And Dr. Jerahkov may have a degree, but apparently doesn’t pay much attention to literature. Otherwise she would be more familiar with what happened to the last guy who wouldn’t give up the quest to hunt their whale. Be ironic if she gets taken down by a harpoon …
Hey, we’ve already had another character getting killed by a huge sea mammal. I’m not repeating myself just yet, just yet!
Perhaps Tigadactyl dropped his prey a few times to soften her up, or maybe she smelled too much like drugs and partying that he HAD to let her go (Tigadactyl has a sensitive nose, y’knows).
Is it crude to say ‘And good times were had by all?’
“In the frozen land of San Francisco, they were forced to kill the street minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.”
“Yaaaaay.”
eighteen? thats a quite low bodycount for so much shooting…
Scapula seemed to be just shooting in the air, COBRA-style. No, not Robyn, I mean the guys who fight G.I. Joe.
…ah, forget it. The joke is dead. Just make the total fatalities nineteen!
“Sinner Monster Gloom Legion?”
Bombastar was in charge of the press release, wasn’t he?
Either that or the reporters didn’t bother to double-check their facts. You make the call!
I call both things.
Happily Spreading Mayhem, Doom and Gloom… could be their new slogan.
Actually, that could be Monday’s new slogan. Either way.
It could lend itself to a cheery little tune, if you can imagine one of those 1950’s commercials!
So what’s Dr. Jerkoff gonna do about this? Last time she tried she wasn’t so successful.
Wait and see!
Have we seen Scapula straight-up murdering people (not enemy gangs or cops) before? I can’t recall.
That is, when he was not spazzing out while possibly being mind-controlled by a robot hand-puppet.
That’s a really good question, quix! I can’t remember off the top of my head if we’ve seen Scapula murder someone in cold blood, although he’s probably caused quite a few deaths indirectly (or under the influence of an evil sock).
Does anyone care to sift through the Archives and see if you can find Scap straight-up killing someone?
Hippies don’t count.
They can’t count to three because they’re on too many drugs!
Actually, I believe that DEHD-Man aside, Scap has never DIRECTLY killed anyone. Which makes him the only one to do so besides Babirus I think…… Toxie has killed tons, Jemini capped The Moustache, Hypnausea and Throgor murdered the snot outta Dog Doo Doug, Sammie broke a neck pretty clean, Seal’s mowed down Sammie’s goons and Mira Miras, Tygadactyl dropped some swat guys to their deaths, Zodi. Jr wasted quite a few guys, Babirus has been involved directly in two slaughterfests, even Dadaman ‘insaned’ people to death. Scap’s the only one so far with clean hands I think, unless I missed something.
AMAZING. Every cartoonist should be so blessed to have readers who do their homework!
Damn, Scapula! You went off-the-chain on this one. Eighteen dead? I’m beginning to sorta respect your gangsta now.
However many of those fatalities were caused by Scapula is hard to say. Maybe he didn’t hit any of them? Maybe it was Throgor and the crew doing all the work while Scapu missed every target he aimed for?
You decide!
They gassed, shot and beat me at Lovey-Dovey-Fest, and all I got was this t-shirt.
That would be the best damned T-shirt ever. Even better than “You say ‘to-ma-to, I say F__k you”!
I know it’s been… quite a while, but there’s a typo in the second panel: police “where” dispatched.
Well, better eight years late than never!