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03/27/2013

on March 27, 2013
Chapter: World's Worst Villain
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  1. Treike
    March 27, 2013, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Well, always time for a primary-cash job further down the track, Toxsick. Unless Scap goes and inadvertently messes it up…again.

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 9:21 am | # | Reply

      Planning ahead is always a good idea…unless you hang around folks who tend to screw up a lot. It’s tough to plan around them!

  2. Abel Undercity
    March 27, 2013, 2:50 am | # | Reply

    I have to respect Toxsick’s focus on the bottom line.

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 9:30 am | # | Reply

      He’s a pretty smart cookie, except when it comes to picking out partners to work with. Maybe someday he’ll go work for Google or something!

  3. Bearman
    March 27, 2013, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    Give me the money…I’ll get the respect

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      First you get the money, then you get the power, then…how does the rest of that go? Well, money is a good first step, anyways.

      • Lady Jenn
        March 28, 2013, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

        I’m the kind of gal that starts with the women myself. Power’s boring and money is fleeting.

        • DadaHyena
          March 28, 2013, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

          I’ll drink to that! C’mawn, everyone, here’s to getting our priorities in order!

  4. JerryBenedict
    March 27, 2013, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    I think I’m with Toxsick on this!

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Hey, who can say “no” to paying their bills? Even supervillains have to balance a checkbook!

  5. GreyWolf
    March 27, 2013, 7:16 am | # | Reply

    Good old Toxsick, always sticks with the tangibles, not the hypotheticals. Likely why he’s spent the least jail time of any of them.

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      You know, I’ve never noticed that: I think Toxsick has only been in jail once (at the end of THE SICKO SIX…and I never even explained why he was arrested).

      What a rotten cartoonist I am. Maybe Toxsick should take over writing this comic!

      • GreyWolf
        March 27, 2013, 9:48 am | # | Reply

        But given his tendencies, it would be all fart jokes. Who would write the handjob jokes then, huh? WHO?!?

        • DadaHyena
          March 27, 2013, 10:08 am | # | Reply

          I leave that to the readers. Ba-doom-TISH!

  6. Ol' Gui
    March 27, 2013, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Invest money up front to get them to fear you. Later you can just show up with less death fog and they will throw down the money if you let them know the new rules of survival.

    I don’t have the technical skill of Toxsick in mixing chemicals but I have a pot of beans and some cabbage and I know how to make use of them. For a modest fee I will not come to visit your home.

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 9:35 am | # | Reply

      Phew! I grew up living with big, flatulent family members…and some of them can blow your house down with only a taco for lunch!

      Five thousand for industrial chemicals or five bucks for a gordita. Do the math.

    • GreyWolf
      March 27, 2013, 9:51 am | # | Reply

      In our circle of friends, one of them – the younger brother of a guy I’ve known the longest of any of them – has flatulence so powerful ….

      I once told him he’s the only person I knew that could leave a ring around the walls of the living room. o.O Seriously – you could tell when he let one rip even though they were so silent because within seconds we’re gagging for air and scrambling from the room!

      • DadaHyena
        March 27, 2013, 10:09 am | # | Reply

        Hoo boy, what a can of worms we’ve opened here…anyone else out there want to share stories of family and friends with ferocious fecal-flaming fart fanatics?

  7. GBeans
    March 27, 2013, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    I’m not sure my landlord takes payment in respect, I’ll try that next month though, Scap.

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 10:46 am | # | Reply

      Always respect your landlord…unless if the bastard locks you out and keeps all of your stuff. Then it’s time to break out the payback (or pay back your past rent…up to you).

      • GBeans
        March 28, 2013, 8:47 am | # | Reply

        Heh, the first thing my landlord said upon coming in my front room was, “So you like Babylon 5? I LOVE Babylon 5!” take that as you will, regarding respect. 😉

  8. George Ford
    March 27, 2013, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    I agree with Toxsick. With enough money, you can buy some respect, even if it’s only self-respect. 🙂 But. really, I can’t wait to see what Scap has hidden up his sleeve. I’ve never seen him come up with a tiered plan before. He’s usually pretty obvious with his intentions.

    • DadaHyena
      March 27, 2013, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      As long as the means justify the ends maybe these guys will be able to pull off their big scheme. Some want money, some want power, but they all seem to agree on the way to get it: VILLAINY!

  9. Tony DiGerolamo
    March 27, 2013, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    Robbery is a tough game. No one carries cash anymore. Maybe they could pull off one of those ATM gigs. Where they chain an ATM to a truck and pull it away.

    • DadaHyena
      March 28, 2013, 7:45 am | # | Reply

      Tony, is this something you’ve done before, HMMMMMMM? For shaaaaaaame!

      They can always stick up people and have them hand over their passwords and all that. Then it’s a race to see who can log in and change them first!

  10. Infamous Nefarious
    March 28, 2013, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    Toxsick is my favorite member of the Legion. Simply because this right here shows off his more practical, working-class criminal attitude which has been prevalent through every appearance he’s made. It’s tough being the straight-man.

    Although it would be really interesting to see him lose his cool over something someday.

    • DadaHyena
      March 28, 2013, 8:39 am | # | Reply

      Every man has his breaking point, but what would drive Toxsick over the edge?

      Probably if someone made him give up smoking. Eek…that would be vicious!

  11. Lady Jenn
    March 28, 2013, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    Honestly, I’d be more inclined to agree with Tox simply because I know fear can backfire, badly. But it’s a lesson everyone needs to learn.

    And respect? Not worth a hill’a beans in this crummy old world. *Dons fedora, walks away under crummy streetlight.*

    • DadaHyena
      March 28, 2013, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

      That’s the tricky thing about fear: you never know who’s going to back down, and who’s going to be unaffected. A strong firearm might affect that, but you’ve just got to make sure the intended victim isn’t also armed.

      That’s my cue to wander into that streetlight fog myself…

  12. Mark Stokes
    April 2, 2013, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

    And you can’t hide stacks of respect in your mattress!

    • DadaHyena
      April 3, 2013, 6:51 am | # | Reply

      HA! Whoa, now…

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